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I don't want a pony. We have three dogs, two cats, a wabbit, a large gecko, and fisheses.

Can I beez a minions?
 

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Are you a boy Debio or a girl? And are these students half your age?

;)

I'm a boy debio. And um, somewhere between 1/3 and 1/2 my age depending on the grade.

I just wants the chocolates. Chocolate is gooood.
 

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I don't want a pony. We have three dogs, two cats, a wabbit, a large gecko, and fisheses.

Can I beez a minions?


Have you gotten enough Evul Points to join the Minion Union? Never mind, we waive the requirement for you, and all other Cantinaites. Good minions with kraken experience are hard to come by.

and I don't want a pony, either. We got four horses on the property already. Besides, ponies bite.
 

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I'll volunteer for minionhood. I've always wanted to be one. Do I have to wear a red shirt? I really really don't look good in red. Black is good.
 

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I'll volunteer for minionhood. I've always wanted to be one. Do I have to wear a red shirt? I really really don't look good in red. Black is good.

No red shirts. We need Minions, not Cannon Fodder; that's what the Horror Hounds are for.

Dress comfortably. Go for menacing if you think it'll help. Tattoos are okay, no exotic piercings, they're an ouchie if you get hit there. Try to avoid the Stormtrooper look, and no changing into a snake. It never helps.

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I'm a boy debio. And um, somewhere between 1/3 and 1/2 my age depending on the grade.

I just wants the chocolates. Chocolate is gooood.

I'd be perfectly satisfied with no chocolates as long as there also isn't any kancho. Everything's a trade off, right?
 

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I'd love a few good minions. Not enough to catch the attention of a superhero or anything, just a few to run errands for me while I plot.
 

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I'd be perfectly satisfied with no chocolates as long as there also isn't any kancho. Everything's a trade off, right?

:gaah Don't even get me started on the kancho, you wanna good way to see broken and bloody Japanese teens? Get them to try the kancho on Debio-sensei.
 

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I'd love a few good minions. Not enough to catch the attention of a superhero or anything, just a few to run errands for me while I plot.

Let me guess: Hooters Girls uniforms encouraged, but not required?
 

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Let me guess: Hooters Girls uniforms encouraged, but not required?

Absolutely not! One cannot conquer the masses with a wedgie and barely-contained boobs.

That outfit is reserved for the Evil Queen.

Unless she's not feeling sexy that day. Then it's sweats and a baseball cap.
 

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I'd love a few good minions. Not enough to catch the attention of a superhero or anything, just a few to run errands for me while I plot.

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That is so wrong on so many levels.

Around here, that's the way to get your teeth knocked out and handed back to you.


Now you know why I mentioned broken and bloody teenagers.

BTW, I got chocolate! It was from the lunch lady, but who cares, it's chocolate!
 

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No red shirts. We need Minions, not Cannon Fodder; that's what the Horror Hounds are for.

I saw this.


I'll have you know 10 became a Hound, too, the other day. Can't invade us now without taking out some of your own.

And before you claim 10 is a spy or some such deviousness, remember, she's innocent.

Her sig says so.

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Cats are notorious rationlizers. Cats can't write, so they make up some snide comment to hide that fact. Not from you as much as from themselves.

Ever see a cat stumble or fall and walk away haughtily as though saying "I meant to do that."?
 
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