The champagne is just a gigglidisiac. The bubbles to the nose will make you giggle. Champagne on its own is not actually worth drinking anyway.
After two months of talk, I finally uploaded my book to Smashwords last night.
Before I even picked up the free ebook ISBN, someone downloaded the free sample. An hour later they bought it.
I guess I am officially on the hook for the sequel now.
The fact that I sold a copy without even attempting any marketing is pretty cool, but I am sure each copy hereafter will cost me my pound of flesh.
Hopefully, by the end of the day, I'll have it posted in the Kindle store.
That definitely deserves a glass of champers (or two)