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***Hint*** they all die in the amount of time it takes to fall off a cliff and splat at the bottom.

Hmm. It was the Aral Sea, perhaps? I'm sure this is one of those where you get X number of yes/no questions.
 

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How about which word in the English language has all the vowels in alphabetical order?
 

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What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?
(I love this one)

I have a hard one, but it's actually a Mensa level question and not so much a riddle as a complex knowledge question.

A family of five, a Mother and Father are both in excellent health. Their three children are in their teens, strong, competitive and on the swim team. The family takes their boat out to sea and drop anchor to go for a swim. They all die. Can you figure out how?
You try to answer by asking as few questions as you can. I am a science geek so I got it pretty quickly.
Good luck! :p
everyone dies- you just don't say when;)
 

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How about which word in the English language has all the vowels in alphabetical order?

I read this in Mental Floss magazine recently, but I can't remember it. Argh that's frustrating.
 

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There are lots of possible answers to the family one Drake. I don't feel there's enough information there. Are they expert at boating too? Perhaps their anchor never touched bottom and the boat floated away. Are they in an arctic region? Pretty stupid, but they could freeze to death. The currents might have been too strong for them to make it back to the boat. Of course there's always sharks and such.

They didn't drown, boat didn't go anywhere, not cold water, no currents and they died in the time it takes to fall off a cliff. :) Oh, and they do not get eaten. lol
 

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They die of old age?

Many years after their swimming excursion of course.
 

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They die of old age?

That's one hell of a cliff if they die of old age before hitting bottom.

I suspect the key lies in another interpretation of "out to sea" or "dropping anchor." I can't figure where the cliff comes in.
 

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They accidentally tied themselves to the anchor instead of the boat! :p
 

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Or is it sharks with frickin laser beams on their heads?
 

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They're in the Dead Sea, they die from salt cuts.
 

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Ok, next hint...

They die withing five minutes of swimming out in the water.
They were swimming in Loch Ness and, having an anchor dropped on her head, Nessie got P.O'ed and killed them.

You said no drowning and no sharks, this is technically neither.
 

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This isn't a sea on the moon, is it?