My answers:
What's your book about? Sex and monsters and how Jesus was actually married.
Where do you get your ideas? I get many ideas from NPR. Become a member NOW!
Why do you talk to yourself in the shower? I don't, silly. I sing show tunes.
Why haven't you sold a book yet? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
What's wrong with you? I'm too polite to walk away from your sprawled corpse, blowing the smoke from my Derringer. Working on that, though.
Do you think this is a useful way to spend your time? Nah. If I only had your gumption, I too would spend half my life watching Hillbilly Handfishing.
Do you think you're going to make boat loads of money? I was considering a couple of Nimitz-class aircraft carriers, you know, just for my spare change.
Why do you write? Because that's what I do best. And you? How's the breathing thing going?
What's your book about? Sex and monsters and how Jesus was actually married.
Where do you get your ideas? I get many ideas from NPR. Become a member NOW!
Why do you talk to yourself in the shower? I don't, silly. I sing show tunes.
Why haven't you sold a book yet? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
What's wrong with you? I'm too polite to walk away from your sprawled corpse, blowing the smoke from my Derringer. Working on that, though.
Do you think this is a useful way to spend your time? Nah. If I only had your gumption, I too would spend half my life watching Hillbilly Handfishing.
Do you think you're going to make boat loads of money? I was considering a couple of Nimitz-class aircraft carriers, you know, just for my spare change.
Why do you write? Because that's what I do best. And you? How's the breathing thing going?
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