Me! I'm a Melbournian! LOVE it here. I think I've drunk so much coffee it's now in my blood...
but yes, the house prices are ludicrous. (Which is why we rent. Bah.)
@Pipedreamer, I haven't been to any yet, but I'm in the process of organising to try out a few. I know there's a group that meets every Tuesday night at a CBD pub to chat about writing - not a crit group, just a social group. You can find out more about them if you google Melbourne City Writers (there's a twitter feed, fb, etc). Hopefully you'd be able to hear more about Melbourne writers groups by contacting them and seeing how you go?