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    Sometimes I creep myself out. AW Moderator Calla Lily's Avatar
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    Everyone else's limericks are better then mine. (Possibly because I'm not a poet.)

    I'm going to go torment my MC now...

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    I sometimes hiccup fire parumpdragon's Avatar
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    Yeah, tormenting the MC is a good plan. It helps the writing.
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    A toothy old dragon with moxie,
    Thought a shrinking young damsel was foxy,
    When he fondled her puppers,
    She busted his uppers,
    Now he holds them in place with epoxy.

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    There was a dragon I knew named Xinhao
    Who loved noshing villages and sows
    what he thought was a great boar
    was in truth a great whore
    Now his tongue's all covered in cold sores.
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    ew Bart...

    Just droppin' in to see if there's any word yet. Guess not.










    <really came by to read the poetry>
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    I sometimes hiccup fire parumpdragon's Avatar
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    Aye - yeah, we're going to have a whole 'thread anthology' pretty soon.
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    Do dragons have male-pattern baldness?
    Where their pates glow and just might cause blindness?
    Or is it just that
    When dragons get fat
    They suffer from male-pattern grossness?
    ~ Vita Brevis, Ars Longa ~

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    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    I waited for the dragon that ate my sheep
    I hid in the shadows, nary a peep
    With jagged teeth and foul breath
    He stood before me smelling of death
    I sunk my sword deep into his side
    The fierce beast glared at me and sighed
    I left your wife and children alone, he said
    And yet, you still wish me dead
    I must eat, and if you must act like a beast
    Then I shall make you my main feast.
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    Last semester I we wrote some dragon poetry with Anglo-Saxon rhyme, meter, and alliteration for my Beowulf class. I'm not sure where it is at the moment, though.
    People are afraid of what they don't understand

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    I sometimes hiccup fire parumpdragon's Avatar
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    IT is the poetry that never ends...
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    I had to get mine in there just in case there was a dragon poem anthology next. I think Mac said she liked those.

    anyway gets the mind off the inbox.
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    You had to say inbox
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    dragon claw clicks mouse
    empty screen mocks fragiie hope
    flame breath fries in-box

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    I've had several heart-attack-inducing e-mails lately. Some of them were justified in my anticipation

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    Still waiting with baited breath
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    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post
    Still waiting with baited breath
    May or may not work, depending on what you baited it with.
    My blog: Myth Mugger


    Flamechild, the first anthology in the Children of the Vortex series, is now available here.
    Stonechild is a free intro story to the Children of the Vortex series, now available here

    Info on my avatar


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    Am I too late? I have the next big thing in dragon poetry:

    Little miss muffet
    Sat on a tuffet
    Eating her curds and whey
    When along came a dragon
    Who was hitched to a wagon
    And carted miss muffet away

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    Hahaaha...
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    I have so much work!!! Blagh I hate school projects...

    Anyway, no news yet I assume? That means I can resist the urge to check my email for about two seconds longer.

    1...2...

    Excuse me.
    Cuando despertó, el dinosaurio todavía estaba allí. - Augusto Monterroso

    Thanks for the avatar Mac!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessianodel View Post
    Anyway, no news yet I assume? That means I can resist the urge to check my email for about two seconds longer.

    1...2...

    Excuse me.
    ^Ditto!
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    Set up a program to automatically notify you of mails. Then you can relax until a random beep in the middle of the day startles you into a heart attack...

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    Oh my dragon
    Oh my dragon
    Oh my dragon Clementiiiine,
    You don't taste good with a cookie,
    but for virgins you're just fiiiiine.
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    I once had a dragon fer a pet
    'Eh was the meanest thing I ever did met
    Then I married the blasted beast's sitter
    And me new wife popped a twenty fold litter

    The meanest thing I know now
    Be me damned wife's left tet.
    Last edited by Gale Haut; 09-30-2011 at 02:21 PM.

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