The Great Absolute Write Spec Fiction Anthology!

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parumpdragon

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Yeah, tormenting the MC is a good plan. It helps the writing. :D
 

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A toothy old dragon with moxie,
Thought a shrinking young damsel was foxy,
When he fondled her puppers,
She busted his uppers,
Now he holds them in place with epoxy.
 

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There was a dragon I knew named Xinhao
Who loved noshing villages and sows
what he thought was a great boar
was in truth a great whore
Now his tongue's all covered in cold sores.
 

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ew Bart...

Just droppin' in to see if there's any word yet. Guess not.










<really came by to read the poetry>:D
 

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Aye - yeah, we're going to have a whole 'thread anthology' pretty soon.
 

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Do dragons have male-pattern baldness?
Where their pates glow and just might cause blindness?
Or is it just that
When dragons get fat
They suffer from male-pattern grossness?
 

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I waited for the dragon that ate my sheep
I hid in the shadows, nary a peep
With jagged teeth and foul breath
He stood before me smelling of death
I sunk my sword deep into his side
The fierce beast glared at me and sighed
I left your wife and children alone, he said
And yet, you still wish me dead
I must eat, and if you must act like a beast
Then I shall make you my main feast.
 

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Last semester I we wrote some dragon poetry with Anglo-Saxon rhyme, meter, and alliteration for my Beowulf class. I'm not sure where it is at the moment, though.
 

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I had to get mine in there just in case there was a dragon poem anthology next. :roll: I think Mac said she liked those. :D

anyway gets the mind off the inbox. ;)
 

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I've had several heart-attack-inducing e-mails lately. Some of them were justified in my anticipation :D
 

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Am I too late? I have the next big thing in dragon poetry:

Little miss muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
When along came a dragon
Who was hitched to a wagon
And carted miss muffet away
 

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I have so much work!!! Blagh I hate school projects...

Anyway, no news yet I assume? That means I can resist the urge to check my email for about two seconds longer.

1...2...

Excuse me. :gone:
 

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Set up a program to automatically notify you of mails. Then you can relax until a random beep in the middle of the day startles you into a heart attack... :)
 

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Oh my dragon
Oh my dragon
Oh my dragon Clementiiiine,
You don't taste good with a cookie,
but for virgins you're just fiiiiine.
 

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I once had a dragon fer a pet
'Eh was the meanest thing I ever did met
Then I married the blasted beast's sitter
And me new wife popped a twenty fold litter

The meanest thing I know now
Be me damned wife's left tet.
 
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