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    Whoa. Is there smoke coming out of your ears?

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    It was a little hot on the tongue.



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    Perhaps you should've lit it on fire while consuming, to really spice it up.

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    Ours is characteristically the kind of if-it-isn't-this-it-has-to-be-that, dichotomized, either/or thinking that philosophers from earlier times have cautioned can lead to a simplistic misreading of reality. And, indeed, psychologists today have discovered it is the mark of a lower or less psychologically evolved stage of cognitive and emotional development. - Riane Eisler

    I couldn't be here in spirit, so I came in person. - Red Buttons

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    A little cheesecake helps.



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    You should sell that to Sara Lee...
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    Ours is characteristically the kind of if-it-isn't-this-it-has-to-be-that, dichotomized, either/or thinking that philosophers from earlier times have cautioned can lead to a simplistic misreading of reality. And, indeed, psychologists today have discovered it is the mark of a lower or less psychologically evolved stage of cognitive and emotional development. - Riane Eisler

    I couldn't be here in spirit, so I came in person. - Red Buttons

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    Sara Lee, what a company. I'm not sure what they own now, but they used to own the desserts division as well as one of those diet companies (along with the Wonder Bra).



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sydneyd View Post
    Perhaps you should've lit it on fire while consuming, to really spice it up.
    It could have used a little something. Curry powder maybe?



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    You know what burns going in is going to burn coming out, don't you AC?
    *fetches fire extinguisher*




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    "What's behind me is not my problem."



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    Quote Originally Posted by alleycat View Post
    "What's behind me is not my problem."
    It's probably a good thing you are single. Just sayin...


    Quote Originally Posted by Guardian View Post
    Sometimes you just gotta whip it and not care what anybody else thinks.









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    YOWL. Good point, Syn.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Synonym View Post
    It's probably a good thing you are single. Just sayin...
    You don't know my female friends.



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    I have a feeling we aren't talking about the same thing AC! And with that...I'm outta here. LOL
    Quote Originally Posted by Guardian View Post
    Sometimes you just gotta whip it and not care what anybody else thinks.









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    Quote Originally Posted by Synonym View Post
    I have a feeling we aren't talking about the same thing AC!
    I certainly hope not.



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    Ahaha you guys are funny.

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    We're funners!

    Have some coffee.



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    I'm on to tea. A mixed blend of Tazo Awake and Tazo Passion. I use one for the caffeine, the other for the flavor. Iced, of course.

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    Of course.



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    Some of these funners never sleep. Or are those the floozies?

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    We're zombies.



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    Brraaaaiiinnnsss I need Brraaaiiiinnnsss

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