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    From the tornadoes? AC's all present and 'correct', which is a very good thing, but I heard it got bad in some places.

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    very bad - entire towns taken out, and there are all these stories of entire families, or only one survivor out of entire families. It's horrible. My family is getting stuff together to send to the red cross - my cousin is a volunteer and is probably going out there with supplies.


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    That is sad.

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    Happy Monday, funners. Grrrrr.
    Those poor people in the Midwest, it's awful.

    What's going on in here today?



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    Good afternoon, house of lunch.



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    There's your answer, Duchess!

    *luncheon jazz hands*

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    We might not want DM preparing lunch. Remember, she's in California. Her lunches probably include tofu tuna and organic papaya juice.



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    *swats AC on the nose*
    HEY!!! I don't even know what tofu is and I make it a rule that I don't eat anything strange. Except artichokes. I love 'em. But they're nearly $5 for just one so I hardly ever have them.



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    I actually got swatted on the nose by the cat by accident this morning. Bleed like hell.



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    How much is gas in California now?

    I mean the gas you put in a car, not the kind you get after eating refried beans.



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    Now I want some artichoke dip.

    Oh ugh. I need to leave in around 30 mins, but I haven't moved past the sit in your robe drinking coffee, stage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sydneyd View Post
    . . . I haven't moved past the sit in your robe drinking coffee, stage.
    Ha! That is my job these days.



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    Quote Originally Posted by alleycat View Post
    How much is gas in California now?

    I mean the gas you put in a car, not the kind you get after eating refried beans.
    $4.37 as of this morning

    and guess who has two thumbs and has to go get gas today?


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    I have two thumbs too. I thought was the correct number.



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    good pm HOFunners 'n Floozies! (Lurve sayin' that)! Hope you're all enjoying the day. Wow, Duchess artichokes are that much??? Glad I don't like them. Want s

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    I have leftover cake, Susie. I saved it just for you. It hasn't even been pre-licked . . . unless the cat has found it.



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    I'm just glad Monday is almost over.

    I'll take some cake too.
    Do not look here...there is nothing to see.

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    That would be a good invention. A device that made it possible to skip Mondays without it making any difference. Like a time machine, or a mechanical doppeltganger. Or a hammer.

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    We should have an invention contest!



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    I would like to invent...ah crap, I have no idea. I just don't want to deal with the people I do on a daily basis. I almost punched this woman today. I literally had to walk away, and luckily the other bartender had just arrived. Boyyy howdy.
    Last edited by Sydneyd; 03-06-2012 at 11:02 AM. Reason: I confuse b's with p's

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    Violence is never the answer.

    Except when it comes to muppets and mice.



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    Ohh you dont know though. She had three options, and kept hollering, "I want both!" I tried to explain that both wasn't an option, BECAUSE THERE WERE THREE!!!

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    Well, in that case, you should have hit her.



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    LOL.

    You could've illustrated your point with fingers.

    "Three options!" *hold up thumb* "One!" *hold up index finger* "Two! Can you guess what the third option is?"
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    With this ________ person it wouldn't have mattered. The more I think about it, the more I think I should have hit her. On grammar grounds alone.


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