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    Unhappy

    I confess I don't have slippers made out of little cats. Can I have some pie now?
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    Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality

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    Brrr. Syn, I feel like your avvie. I could hug a stove right now. The snow level is supposed to go down to 3500 feet, which means it will be freezing here the next day or two. By freezing, I mean in the 50s. Yeah, go ahead and laugh at me.



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    3500 feet? Good thing my hops ain't what they used to be, or I'd be getting snow in my ears.
    113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up!

    Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality

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    One awesome thing about having a low grade fever for a few days, you don't feel the cold. But my nose is annoying me.

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    I had a 2-hour nap today.

    It felt really good, but I'm still tired.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alleycat View Post
    Snowing.

    Send little cat sweaters.




    Kitty says: Happy Valentine's Day........ I think.




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    Good morning, house of knitters.

    I might steal that cat photo to use as my avatar today.



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    Happy Valentine's Day!



    I'm such a romantic.



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    It's pretty intimidating being in germany for valentine's day, what with the germans being such passionate, romantic types.


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    Do they brew a special beer for the occasion? That might help.
    Quote Originally Posted by Guardian View Post
    Sometimes you just gotta whip it and not care what anybody else thinks.









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    They make a special sausage.

    Tee hee!

    ROAR

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    HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY & PAR-AY, MAH GRANCHITTLENS!

    ROSES ARE RED
    VIOLETS ARE BLUE
    YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST -
    THAT'S ALWAYS TRUE!

    Hope you have a 'sweet' day and here's s to get y'all started! s

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    Roses are red
    Bananas are yellow
    I'm behaving today
    Ain't I a good fellow



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    Susie! AC is lying!

    I insist you deal with him most severely!

    ROAR

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    Strawberries are Red
    Blueberries are, well, Blue

    Grits are Delish
    And so are You

    HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, Y'ALL

    Don't rush me, I'm working on it!

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    Happy Valentine's Day!!!!!

    GRITS!!!!!! NOM



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    Thanks, special friend for my avi! AW's Treasured Chocolate Birthday Lady Susie's Avatar
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    aww. lurve all yo' poems! I think there's a theme here today, especially, huh s again!

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    I'm being a real sweetheart.



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    A certain chocolate lady told me there's a party in the House of Funners, etc., so I'm stopping by to wish you all a Happy Valentine's Day! Susie promised me cake so I'll take her up on that invite, as well. I hope all of you have a wonderful day!




    Happy Valentine's Day!!!

    One and All!


    "Traveling light at the speed of sound......"

    "Live and dream of a brighter tomorrow, but live today so as to fulfill that tomorrow."

    "Not hammer strokes, but dance of the water sings the pebbles into perfection." - Rabindranath Tagore


    "Still round the corner there may wait,
    A new road, or a secret gate." - J.R.R. Tolkien



    A Knight's Journey Into Doom Quest

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    Happy Birthday to You!
    Happy Birthda--

    Wait, that's not quite right...

    Frosty the Snowman!
    Was a happy, jolly, ss---

    Hang on, hang on, I can do this...

    Oh Christmas Tree!
    Oh --

    Oh, nuts.

    Happy Day!

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    Thanks, special friend for my avi! AW's Treasured Chocolate Birthday Lady Susie's Avatar
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    Aww, you guys are soooooooo cool! So great to 'c' yah all here! s for everyone 'n mo' s whenever yah want 'um. Great poem, Laurie! s to youz!

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    Roses are red
    Cauliflower is white
    Hoping your day
    is sunny and bright



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    My boyfriend bought one of those huge cards (like poster sized) apparently, he was attracted by the size and paid no mind to the message inside. The inside of the card was printed with the following:

    Since we were children,
    You've been there for me,
    To laugh and to listen,
    And always help me.
    Now that we're older,
    Some things have changed,
    But you're still my sister,
    And I love you just the same!


    First of all, we met like 6 years ago, not when we were children, and more importantly, we are not related. *headdesk*

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    It's the thought that counts.



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    Quote Originally Posted by alleycat View Post
    It's the thought that counts.
    I'm not mad, I appreciate the funny.

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