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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    That's right, Rosie.

    Peanut butter cups are gross.

    AC thinks so. I think so. Your daughters think so.

    Ergo, it is true.

    Logical ROAR
    I didn't want to mention this story yesterday, but I think I am strong enough today. PB cups also cause life long guilt.

    Once when I was a child (much younger child) my stepfather purchased a bag of PB cups for myself and my 6 other brothers and sisters. We arrived home and everyone was either out or away. My stepfather placed the bag (brown-paper) in the freezer so that we could all enjoy the delicious frozen snack later.

    While my Stepfather had many things to think about, work, wife, kids, groceries, bills, I had only one thing. Those damn PB cups. After a day went by, I snuck in and got my own bar out. After three days went by, it became clear that he had forgotten about the bag. I ate every single one and really, to this day, cannot look at a pb cup package without guilt.

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    Hmmm.

    I wouldn't feel guilty about that, Syd.

    It's not good to share.

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    Oh, ok then!

    *guilt-free frolick*

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    *Waves a peanut buttercup in front of the muppet's face*
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    On a different note...

    It's 60 degrees outside on February 1st.

    *Gently frolics in an eary spring is in the air sort of way*
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    Enough frolicking Mr. W. Back to bed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GailD View Post
    My downward facing dog pooped on the carpet.

    Quote Originally Posted by bettielee View Post
    yes... this!

    and I saw a video... I will never forget it... this lady was in a convenience store.... wearing a skirt... she pulled down her panties and POOPED right there near the freezer compartments.

    While wearing a skirt!! I mean, really!
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    Quote Originally Posted by alleycat View Post
    I don't like peanut butter cups. You can have them all.
    Count me in on the PB cup love!
    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    That's right, Rosie.

    Peanut butter cups are gross.

    AC thinks so. I think so. Your daughters think so.

    Ergo, it is true.

    Logical ROAR

    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
    Hi,

    My name is Lavern and I'm a Peanut Butter Cup Hater too.


    Quote Originally Posted by alleycat View Post
    It looks like Rose can have the entire world's supply of peanut butter cups.

    Except one or two for Susie. She'll pre-lick anything.
    I want non licked pb cups!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWrite View Post
    *Waves a peanut buttercup in front of the muppet's face*
    I'ma let you off this once, jus' 'cos you got well and stuff!

    ROAR

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    What? You didn't freak out or faint or something?

    What a waste of a perfectly good PBC!
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    I got muppet hair on it!

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    EXACTLY. And you breathed on it.

    Like I said, a waste of a good PBC!
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    Happy to help!

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    You need help!

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    hey!!!! None of that!

    That damn muppet will trigger lung issues! STAY AWAY!


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    I never would!

    I might trigger jazz issues, though!

    ROAR

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    *swoops down and steals muppet's jazz*

    *leaves his issues*




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    This is going to be worse than the P&CE forum. The peanut butter cup haters vs. the peanut butter cup lovers.

    Actually, I don't hate them; I just don't like them all that much.



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    I just wish the peanut butter taste didn't dominate the chocolate for me with the cups.
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    We should develop and market our own product. Grandma Susie's Pre-Licked Peanut Butter and Chocolate Cup!

    There's a little bit of Grandma's sweetness in every bite.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Susie View Post
    Youz guyz are too funneh, but then I always say that! So glad MrW is better and resting. How iz you all besides hating PB cups? s, pies gourmet pizza instead!

    I LUV PEANUT BUTTER CUPS!


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    Peanut butter cups make people do evil things, such as killing baby seals and eating the last slice of pizza.

    Shun the peanut butter cup eaters. Shun the PBC eaters.



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    *starts petition to deny Alley Cat any and all cakery items, licked and/or pre-licked*


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