You think someone's going to take your seat?
Doesn't loading the dishwasher mean getting your wife drunk?
Are you related to Jeff Foxworthy?
Can't you see my red neck?
Does it clash with your blue shirt?
Does he need some white pants to finish the look?
Red, white, and blue?
Don's almost 10,000 years old?
Can't you borrow Fruitbat's whip?
Since when are we allowed whips here?
Alienus Tempus - A Memoir in Progress
WIP - Alienus Tempus - The Memoir
I thought that law was passed a week ago?
Rhaknam will pay for killing my son.
Both Halfs-Chapter 4
Unnamed Zombie book-Chapter 4
Truth-Delayed until skill level rises
Black or red?
Are we playing roulette again?
Have you ever tried French vodka?
It doesn't smell like deep fried potatoes?
Can you fry Vodka?
We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown