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    Does that mean you two think alike?
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    Which one of these thinks is not like the others?
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    The one with a dragon doing a loop-the-loop over a small town in Paraguay?
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    I have a pet snake named Sparky :) Don Evan Scott's Avatar
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    Where did THAT come from?

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    The same place I bought my "Vote For Pedro" T-shirt?
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    I have a pet snake named Sparky :) Don Evan Scott's Avatar
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    Yea, but did you?

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    Did Cliff Face what? Buy a t-shirt? Cliff Face can't wear t-shirts. Neigher can you. It's against your religion.


    Two months ago I couldn't even spell freelance writer
    and now I are one.


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    Since when did I have a religion?
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    Since you started sitting around the bonfire passing the peace pipe?

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    Do you think the plumber noticed his pipe was missing?
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    More importantly, did his wife notice when the bathroom flooded?

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    Can she swim?
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    Couldn't she just catch a ride with the Tidy Bowl Man?

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    Can she afford his ferrying fees?
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    On a plumber's salary?

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    $200 per thrust of the plunger?
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    He's such fun, til he gets hungry MrYikes's Avatar
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    Isn't this one of those metaphorical conundrums that the catholic church won't let you wear when having sex?
    I want to be the man my dog thinks I am...umm...I forgot, I shot my dog.

    I wanted to be a writer, but found you had to be smart.
    Then I would be a narrator, but found you had to have something to say.
    so I would be nothing, but found you.



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    Are you referring to sacred pollywogs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    He's such fun, til he gets hungry MrYikes's Avatar
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    Why ask me, the shadow knows, does he not?
    I want to be the man my dog thinks I am...umm...I forgot, I shot my dog.

    I wanted to be a writer, but found you had to be smart.
    Then I would be a narrator, but found you had to have something to say.
    so I would be nothing, but found you.



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    So, wait...the shadow is a priest??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    He's such fun, til he gets hungry MrYikes's Avatar
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    The shadow of the priest looms large over the community, yes?
    I want to be the man my dog thinks I am...umm...I forgot, I shot my dog.

    I wanted to be a writer, but found you had to be smart.
    Then I would be a narrator, but found you had to have something to say.
    so I would be nothing, but found you.



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    Is that why I can't seem to get a tan around here?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    around where? I think I see tan lines, don't I?
    I want to be the man my dog thinks I am...umm...I forgot, I shot my dog.

    I wanted to be a writer, but found you had to be smart.
    Then I would be a narrator, but found you had to have something to say.
    so I would be nothing, but found you.



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    Now I have to get in line to get a tan??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    Who's line is it?
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    I need more ideas.

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