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    He's such fun, til he gets hungry MrYikes's Avatar
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    Life is a highway and we're in a dark alley ?
    I want to be the man my dog thinks I am...umm...I forgot, I shot my dog.

    I wanted to be a writer, but found you had to be smart.
    Then I would be a narrator, but found you had to have something to say.
    so I would be nothing, but found you.



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    Will you ask 'em to turn on the dam lights, so we can bowl?
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    We gonna bowl on the Hoover again?
    All I do is rewrite.

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    How many beavers do you think it took to build that?
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    .. you need to get some sensitivity training, man...

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    *becomes hopelessly enmeshed in the narcissism*

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    It's built out of beavers?
    All I do is rewrite.

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    Isn't that common knowledge?
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    .. you need to get some sensitivity training, man...

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    *becomes hopelessly enmeshed in the narcissism*

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    Is that why men stopped wearing top hats?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    They use top hats to build dams now?
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    *becomes hopelessly enmeshed in the narcissism*

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    What choice do they have since the bowlers are all being used in the alleys?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain

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    He's such fun, til he gets hungry MrYikes's Avatar
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    In the alley of the soup kitchen the folks handing out the soup are called bowlers, but wouldn't it be against PETA rules to stack them to build the Hoover?
    I want to be the man my dog thinks I am...umm...I forgot, I shot my dog.

    I wanted to be a writer, but found you had to be smart.
    Then I would be a narrator, but found you had to have something to say.
    so I would be nothing, but found you.



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    Are you trying to cunfuzzle me Yr. Mike?
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    Nighttime. It’s time. Wake. Wake.

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    By confuzzle, do you mean entertain and astound?
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    Only if some are easily entertained?
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    I have a pet snake named Sparky :) Don Evan Scott's Avatar
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    How easy do you think I am?

    (oh, dammit...)

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    Am I really up for that much abuse tonight?

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    I have a pet snake named Sparky :) Don Evan Scott's Avatar
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    Take your pick?

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    I have a pet snake named Sparky :) Don Evan Scott's Avatar
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    Would that stop you?

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    practical experience, FTW kenthepen's Avatar
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    Mr. Porgy, have you chased the girls away again?
    113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up!

    Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality

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    Did you really sing-type that?

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    Didn't he use a slingshot?

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    Isn't that what you just poured on your cereal?

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    Do slingshots go well with Rice Bubbles?
    Buy my comedic urban fantasy novel on Kindle today!
    I now have a blog.
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    I also have a website where I can be hired as an editor! How exciting!

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    From De-cluttering To Minimalism: A Journey (is it finished yet?)
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    Aren't you supposed to be yelling 'Breakfast of Champions!' right now?

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    Or singing "We Are The Champions" with a bunch of guys I just met?
    Buy my comedic urban fantasy novel on Kindle today!
    I now have a blog.
    (Updated 30 June 2015)
    I also have a website where I can be hired as an editor! How exciting!

    Main WIPs

    The Black Book That Went 'Thud' (waiting to be edited)
    From De-cluttering To Minimalism: A Journey (is it finished yet?)
    The Little House of Flames (writing)

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