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    Life is a highway and we're in a dark alley ?
    I want to be the man my dog thinks I am...umm...I forgot, I shot my dog.

    I wanted to be a writer, but found you had to be smart.
    Then I would be a narrator, but found you had to have something to say.
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    We gonna bowl on the Hoover again?
    All I do is rewrite.

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    How many beavers do you think it took to build that?
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    .. you need to get some sensitivity training, man...

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    *becomes hopelessly enmeshed in the narcissism*

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    It's built out of beavers?
    All I do is rewrite.

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    Isn't that common knowledge?
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    .. you need to get some sensitivity training, man...

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    *becomes hopelessly enmeshed in the narcissism*

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    Is that why men stopped wearing top hats?
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    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
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    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



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    They use top hats to build dams now?
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    .. you need to get some sensitivity training, man...

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    *becomes hopelessly enmeshed in the narcissism*

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    What choice do they have since the bowlers are all being used in the alleys?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
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    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. — Isabel Allende

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    In the alley of the soup kitchen the folks handing out the soup are called bowlers, but wouldn't it be against PETA rules to stack them to build the Hoover?
    I want to be the man my dog thinks I am...umm...I forgot, I shot my dog.

    I wanted to be a writer, but found you had to be smart.
    Then I would be a narrator, but found you had to have something to say.
    so I would be nothing, but found you.



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    Are you trying to cunfuzzle me Yr. Mike?
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    By confuzzle, do you mean entertain and astound?
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    Only if some are easily entertained?
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    How easy do you think I am?

    (oh, dammit...)
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    DES is right.
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    Des is right.



    "For success, like happiness, cannot be pursued; it must ensue, and it only does so as the unintended side-effect of one's personal dedication to a cause greater than oneself..." - Viktor Frankl

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    Am I really up for that much abuse tonight?
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    DES is right.
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    Des is right.



    "For success, like happiness, cannot be pursued; it must ensue, and it only does so as the unintended side-effect of one's personal dedication to a cause greater than oneself..." - Viktor Frankl

    "You have experienced sorrow, Siddhartha, but I see that no sadness has entered your heart." -Hermann Hesse

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    I have a pet snake named Sparky :) Don Evan Scott's Avatar
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    Take your pick?
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    DES is right.
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    Des is right.



    "For success, like happiness, cannot be pursued; it must ensue, and it only does so as the unintended side-effect of one's personal dedication to a cause greater than oneself..." - Viktor Frankl

    "You have experienced sorrow, Siddhartha, but I see that no sadness has entered your heart." -Hermann Hesse

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    Would that stop you?
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    DES is right.
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    Des is right.



    "For success, like happiness, cannot be pursued; it must ensue, and it only does so as the unintended side-effect of one's personal dedication to a cause greater than oneself..." - Viktor Frankl

    "You have experienced sorrow, Siddhartha, but I see that no sadness has entered your heart." -Hermann Hesse

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    practical experience, FTW kenthepen's Avatar
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    Mr. Porgy, have you chased the girls away again?
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    Did you really sing-type that?

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    Didn't he use a slingshot?

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    Isn't that what you just poured on your cereal?

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    Do slingshots go well with Rice Bubbles?
    Buy my comedic urban fantasy novel on Kindle today!
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    From De-cluttering To Minimalism: A Journey

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    Aren't you supposed to be yelling 'Breakfast of Champions!' right now?

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    Or singing "We Are The Champions" with a bunch of guys I just met?
    Buy my comedic urban fantasy novel on Kindle today!
    I now have a blog.
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    I also have a website where I can be hired as an editor! How exciting!

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    The Black Book That Went 'Thud'
    The Little House of Flames
    From De-cluttering To Minimalism: A Journey

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