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    Polly Esther had a birthday?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
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    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    "Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't let the noise of other people's opinions drown out your inner voice. And most importantly, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become." - Steve Jobs

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    And crackers?

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    Or maybe Cheez Whiz?

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    Is that actually part of the cheese family?
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    Why don't you ask Mr. and Mrs. Cheese?

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    Who's the Big Cheese in that relationship?
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    Or who wears the cheesy pants?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    Like red wine and chocolate chip muffins?

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    Is it breakfast time already?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    Why not?

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    Because I'm on strike?
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    I also have a website where I can be hired as an editor! How exciting!

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