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    Would you believe that my posting that was just a coincidence?
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    I bet you want me to believe I won the Nigerian lottery, too, don't you?

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    I have a pet snake named Sparky :) Don Evan Scott's Avatar
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    Doesn't that explain a lot?

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    I have a pet snake named Sparky :) Don Evan Scott's Avatar
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    Are you asking that?

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    Don't you think those shoes could do with a black bow on the toe?
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    Must people obsess over Don's shoes?

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    Is it better than obsessing over his feet?

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    Not to derail, but how can someone HAVE feet and also be considered X feet TALL?
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    Wouldn't doing so defeat my entire premise?
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    is this what they call an existential crisis?

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    Kind of like a shoe crisis?

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    Which should we call first, the existential crisis hotline or the shoe crisis hotline?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    *counts pairs of shoes in closet* Is this a trick question?

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    how many feet am I holding up?

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    Including the ones covered in muppet fur?

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    Since I don't see muppet feet, does it mean they don't exist?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    will jazz hands make them visible?
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    "I don't have delusions of grandeur, I have an actual recipe for grandeur." - Limitless

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    You mean if my hands turned to jazz?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    do you really think you could jazz handle that?

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    will it cause esplosion?
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    "What's the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities...transform the world and rewrite all the rules." - Inception

    "I don't have delusions of grandeur, I have an actual recipe for grandeur." - Limitless

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    would you laugh if it did?

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    but aren't asplosions always funny?

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    on the outside or on the inside?
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    isn't the whole point of an asplosion that the inside of something becomes the outside of something?

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