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    How long until someone turns this lewd?

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    He was didgeridoo'd?

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    think all the ER staff were laughing?

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    either way, it's not a natural way to play a tune, is it?

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    he can get a shoe in as well as a didgeridoo?

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    How do you do a didgeridoo in dippity-doo?
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    How in the world do you rhyme what Snitchcat just wrote?
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    Isn't rhyming overrated?

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    Or a little conflated?
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    Did Kelly put a spell on everyone while I was gone to make 'em turn into rhyming zombies?

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    Did I hear something about rhyming bellies?


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    I have a pet snake named Sparky :) Don Evan Scott's Avatar
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    Who's got some peanut butter and jelly? (are we still doing this?)
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    DES is right.
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    How about a steak and loaded baked potato?

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    How can I say no?
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    DES is right.
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    Des is right.


    “What a treacherous thing to believe that a person is more than a person.” John Green

    "For success, like happiness, cannot be pursued; it must ensue, and it only does so as the unintended side-effect of one's personal dedication to a cause greater than oneself..." - Viktor Frankl

    "You have experienced sorrow, Siddhartha, but I see that no sadness has entered your heart." -Hermann Hesse


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    You think I'm buying?

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    You don't know I'm broke?
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    DES is right.
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    Des is right.


    “What a treacherous thing to believe that a person is more than a person.” John Green

    "For success, like happiness, cannot be pursued; it must ensue, and it only does so as the unintended side-effect of one's personal dedication to a cause greater than oneself..." - Viktor Frankl

    "You have experienced sorrow, Siddhartha, but I see that no sadness has entered your heart." -Hermann Hesse


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    Did you send all your money to Nigeria?

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    Do I really need to tell anyone where it all went?
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    DES is right.
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    Des is right.


    “What a treacherous thing to believe that a person is more than a person.” John Green

    "For success, like happiness, cannot be pursued; it must ensue, and it only does so as the unintended side-effect of one's personal dedication to a cause greater than oneself..." - Viktor Frankl

    "You have experienced sorrow, Siddhartha, but I see that no sadness has entered your heart." -Hermann Hesse


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    So does this mean I'm not getting my steak and baked potato?

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    How can I let chivalry die like that?
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    DES is right.
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    Des is right.


    “What a treacherous thing to believe that a person is more than a person.” John Green

    "For success, like happiness, cannot be pursued; it must ensue, and it only does so as the unintended side-effect of one's personal dedication to a cause greater than oneself..." - Viktor Frankl

    "You have experienced sorrow, Siddhartha, but I see that no sadness has entered your heart." -Hermann Hesse


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    Could you at least open the door for her?
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    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
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    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. — Isabel Allende

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. — Isabel Allende

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    Can you make toast in the closet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. — Isabel Allende

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