This Book is Sh*t!
A Collection of Hilarious True-life Stories and Essays About Shit, Complete with Corn
Edited by Garrett Calcaterra
Seeking humorous essays, articles, and true-life stories having to do with shit. Shitting at work, pants shitting, shitting etiquette, philosophical musings on shit... if it's funny submit it. No coprophilia or sexual content please. Poop is funny, not sexy. Terms to be negotiated once we have a publisher lined up. Agents are currently reviewing the proposal. In all likelihood, contributors will receive a token advance, and royalties if/when the book sells well.
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About the editor:
Garrett Calcaterra is author of the horror novel Umbral Visions and co-author of the fantasy novel The Roads to Baldairn Motte. He has pubished dozens of short stories, and his short non-fiction has appeared in Writers' Journal, M&S Retailer, Impose Magazine, and Dirtcakes. As a freelance writer/editor he has edited and ghost written three books, including a successfully published memoir.