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No Blue Jays.
bah.
Yeah, that is the Jays. I was reading it as "Royals." Kinda hard to make out.they are there - to the right of the center box.
Apparently I'm a Detroit fan.
Y'know, what? Good! Because lemme tell ya, being a Cubs fan all these years sure ain't been a field trip of rainbows and unicorns. Guh. I hate the Cubs.
Why are we even talking baseball? Isn't there enough pain in our lives already with query letters and brilliant story ideas that suddenly evaporate into banality and cats who flop down on top of keyboards even though your hands are hitting the keys in the middle of a writer's fugue like never experienced before?
Fucking Cubs.
I thought moving away from Chicago would help me separate from them, but no, didn't happen. Assholes.
drink decaf.
Oh, like Cubs fans have it so tough. Why, I'll bet none of you were ever married to my ex.
If all it took was decaf to calm a Cubs fan's soul, the coffee industry would be the largest global employer.
No, not even stronger toxins like whiskey and beer can put a dent in the hopelessness, heartbreak, and despair that typify a summer of Cubs baseball. Trust me, I've tried.
Opening day, and it's already over.
Ugh, Marlins. I knew I was doomed for a loser when I said I was afraid of large crowds. If I fudge and say I'm not afraid of large crowds (it isn't a fear, but an annoyance ) then I get Angels.
I can't come up with a scenario that I'm anywhere close to landing on my beloved Phillies.
Ugh, Marlins. I knew I was doomed for a loser when I said I was afraid of large crowds. If I fudge and say I'm not afraid of large crowds (it isn't a fear, but an annoyance ) then I get Angels.
I can't come up with a scenario that I'm anywhere close to landing on my beloved Phillies.
My Tigers are on a roll.
Your ugly third baseman is a has been, cray.
Pfft. We stole him from you to begin with.had an rbi last night and he's got the highest batting average on the team at .360.
thank you for sending him our way!