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Amarie · Sep 25, 2009

Why does soldering have an 'l' in it, when you don't pronounce it?

Jenan Mac · Sep 25, 2009

Where else would you expect us to store the surplus Ls?

Matera the Mad · Sep 26, 2009

Couldn't that guy with all the vowels use a few?

Woof · Sep 26, 2009

Are you saying that he's inconsonant?

Nymtoc · Sep 26, 2009

If he has too many vowels, why doesn't he get rid of a few, maybe starting with the problematical ones, like y?

Woof · Sep 26, 2009

So when he opens his mouth with fatigue, will his action be called an awning?

Nymtoc · Sep 26, 2009

Probably, and will he then be hung over a window to provide shade?

brad_b · Sep 26, 2009

Wouldn't the amount of shade produced depend on his girth?

Woof · Sep 26, 2009

Are obese men the latest fashion in window coverings?

Matera the Mad · Sep 26, 2009

Don't all great men cast long shadows?

Nymtoc · Sep 27, 2009

Some do, but what about mediocre men?

Woof · Sep 27, 2009

Aren't mediocre men scared of their shadows?

Nymtoc · Sep 27, 2009

Is that why they frequent places with carefully controlled lighting?

Woof · Sep 27, 2009

Isn't that to conceal their bad complexions?

Nymtoc · Sep 27, 2009

Aren't their complexions just mediocre?

Woof · Sep 27, 2009

How would you define a mediocre complexion?

Nymtoc · Sep 27, 2009

Isn't a mediocre complexion one that has few blemishes but also smells bad?

Woof · Sep 27, 2009

Can this condition be improved with oil of olay?

AuburnAssassin · Sep 27, 2009

What IS Oil of Olay anyway?

Woof · Sep 27, 2009

Isn't it a wrinkle creme?

AuburnAssassin · Sep 27, 2009

So mediocre men not only have to worry about a complexion cursed with blemishes and a foul odor but also wrinkles?

Woof · Sep 27, 2009

Perhaps, but would a mediocre man really worry about such things, considering that mediocre men are rarely, if ever aware of their own mediocrity?

AuburnAssassin · Sep 27, 2009

Then is it mediocrity and not ignorance that is bliss?

Woof · Sep 27, 2009

Isn't mediocrity too mediocre to experience bliss?

Nymtoc · Sep 27, 2009

Isn't there a kind of semi-bliss that mediocre men can experience?

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