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Can we cut out the myth jokes now, please?
 
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Quite recently. Didn't she go on to say that unicorn marriages would lead to immoral behavior and the destruction of family values?
 
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Yes, and didn't she blame one of the judges (who happened to be a unicorn) for causing her to lose the crown?
 
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What did the unicorns look like in the swimsuit competition?
 
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Wouldn't minotaurs have looked sillier?
 
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Do you know anybody who would date such a minotaur?
 
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How come you haven't mentioned Bernie before?
 
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Don't you think my family does everything possible to avoid talking about Bernie?
 
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This Bernie wasn't involved in investments, by any chance?
 
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Are you asking me if he's now in a place from which he is not expected to emerge?
 
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Isn't he living in a gated community?
 
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Do they offer a laundering service for white collar crimes?
 
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Is everything required to be orange, including underwear and socks?
 
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Aren't orange shoes a fashion faux pas?
 
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Perhaps, but aren't they acceptable when combined with turquoise socks?
 
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Wouldn't wearing turquoise socks in prison guarantee that you'd get beaten up?
 
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