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Donkey · Feb 16, 2009

How can you tell?

Woof · Feb 16, 2009

Am I'm being informed through the deadened, soul-less eyes of your zombie girlfriend, perhaps? Are you two fighting again?

Donkey · Feb 16, 2009

It's that same never ending argument--medium well or rare. You know how it is, right?

Nymtoc · Feb 16, 2009

(Entering late) Why do I find this conversation inane?

Woof · Feb 16, 2009

Is it perhaps because you're in emotional denial about that abusive relationship you had with a zombie, and can't bear to hear about dysfunctional zombie relationships?

Nymtoc · Feb 16, 2009

How do you know about my zombie relationships, since they are all secret?

Woof · Feb 16, 2009

How did I know? Isn't all the info just a click away on zombiefacebook.com ?

Nymtoc · Feb 16, 2009

Wasn't zombiefacebook.com shut down because of lewd content?

Donkey · Feb 16, 2009

Doesn't it just shut down during the day and open right back up at sunset?

kdnxdr · Feb 16, 2009

I just don't get it, what is it with zombie attraction?

Woof · Feb 16, 2009

Why? Are you or have you ever been attracted to a zombie?

Nymtoc · Feb 16, 2009

How do you happen to know so much about zombies?

Woof · Feb 16, 2009

Because I hang out a lot on absolutewrite.com ?

Nymtoc · Feb 16, 2009

Do the mods know that you hang out here, and if they knew, wouldn't they do something about it?

Joycecwilliams · Feb 16, 2009

What are the mods going to do?

Woof · Feb 16, 2009

Wouldn't the mods prefer that I did hang here? From the neck?

Joycecwilliams · Feb 16, 2009

When did you get a neck?

Woof · Feb 16, 2009

Would you believe I bought it on eBay?

Nymtoc · Feb 16, 2009

Since it's obviously defective, are you going to be able to get your money back?

kdnxdr · Feb 16, 2009

Was it a used zombie neck?

Donkey · Feb 16, 2009

Where would neckless Woof hang a necklace?

kdnxdr · Feb 16, 2009

He wouldn't need one, would he?

Joycecwilliams · Feb 16, 2009

Does Woof wear clothes?

Nymtoc · Feb 16, 2009

Why don't you go find out?

Amarie · Feb 16, 2009

Where does Woof hide?

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