Do You Think You Could Respond To This?

Snowstorm · Feb 5, 2009

And why do you think you should stay out of this?

Donkey · Feb 5, 2009

If you stayed out of this, wouldn't the rest of us get lonely, wither and die?

Mr.H. · Feb 5, 2009

Perhaps that was the intent?

Woof · Feb 5, 2009

And just how scintillating would this thread be if everybody except one was withered and dead?

Amarie · Feb 5, 2009

Could it become the zombie thread?

Woof · Feb 5, 2009

Perhaps, but what do zombies discuss? Isn't the topic of eating human flesh sort of limited?

Komnena · Feb 5, 2009

And wouldn't the mods have to put in the cooking forum under the thread To Serve Man?

Donkey · Feb 5, 2009

Anybody have a good recipe for preparing long pork?

Ms. Jem · Feb 5, 2009

How about a receipe for grilled Donkey?

Woof · Feb 5, 2009

With marinated hooves?

Ms. Jem · Feb 5, 2009

Ok, can we throw in a few dog-eared editions of Grooming Your Woof?

Woof · Feb 5, 2009

With a personally autographed paw print?

Donkey · Feb 5, 2009

Jem's eye of newt sounds tasty. :tongue

Woof · Feb 5, 2009

Eye of Newt Gingrich? Isn't he blind?

Ms. Jem · Feb 5, 2009

Ok, here's the deal: autographed paw prints on Donkey's tail. But the tail has to be kicked just so. Got to get the print right.

Woof · Feb 5, 2009

Are you saying you want my paws all over Donkey's tail? Don't you think that he and I might have issues about that?

Ms. Jem · Feb 5, 2009

In a word?

No.

Donkey · Feb 5, 2009

Can somebody please call in a professional? Jem's losing it.

Komnena · Feb 5, 2009

What is Jem losing?

Wayne K · Feb 5, 2009

What did I say last?

Donkey · Feb 5, 2009

Has anybody seen Wayne?

roncouch · Feb 5, 2009

Can Bobby Joe be of service?

Amarie · Feb 5, 2009

Is Bobby Joe a tracker possum?

Donkey · Feb 5, 2009

Bobby Joe? The serial killer? Or the harmonica player?

AshNova · Feb 5, 2009

Can a serial killer be musically talented?