Haven't gagged yet...does this surprise you?
Davids' new motto: will rap for sea water..whatdya think?
Yeah, hit me claw.......oooops slippin off the bar here. Wheres my pint?.....HIC.......BBBuuuurp. o par'n me?
Knees? Are you wearing a kilt?What kneees? What you sayin ...hic...bout my knees.....hic?
Could you begin lapping here?OH DO FORGIVE US-IS THERE ANYTHING THAT WE CAN DO-WOULD TONGUE TAG HELP TO REMOVE THE SCARS IN YOUR HEART?
You said knees, weanie, I'm simply inquiring if it's due to you wearing a kilt? You DO know how to wear a kilt, don'tchya?Shorts? Summer? At home? No one else to see? You sayin Im not entitled ink?
Nah, I'm about to tuck myself in for the night--will you take over here?My gawd you guys are posting fast... maybe I should just lurk?
Could you begin lapping here?
Water is boiling. Who's in the pot?