Who is absinth-who is Jay-who is brilliant-witty-who has a beautifully dark sense of humor-is sick-who corrupts with not so subtle jabs at our egos-deceives the naive-who is a wit-raconteur-jesteress-who is constantly giving me a case of enuresis-who is always correct when she tells me I am losing it-why look in the sky-it's a bird-it's a plane-no damn it it's Jaycinth again