Do You Think You Could Respond To This?

Why would he be?

Are you suggesting he's not?

Who wants to know?

Does it matter?

Weren't we discussing math?

Haven't we passed that particular issue already?

What makes you think it's issues that we're passing?

Is it gas?

Well,
Can't you tell
By the smell?

Is that meant to be some sort of poem?

Don't you recognize lyric poetry when you see it?

Is lyric anything like limerick?

Is there such a thing as non-lyric poetry?

Are you a poet?

If he is, would he know it?

If he isn't would he know it?

What if he thinks he is, but everybody else knows he isn't?

Isn't that what I meant?

How are we supposed to know what you mean?

Why are people in this thread so curious?

Why is it only the people in this thread?

Does he mean curious in an Alice in Wonderland way, or the normal way?

Well, what is curious in an Alice in Wonderland way?

Wouldn't it be something like this?*

*"’Curiouser and curiouser!’ Cried Alice (she was so much surprised, that for the moment she quite forgot how to speak good English). ’Now I’m opening out like the largest telescope that ever was! Good-bye, feet!’ (for when she looked down at her feet they seemed to be almost out of sight, they were getting so far off)."

Or could it be Alice B. Toklas?