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    Haven't you haddock-asion to hear yourself grunt?

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    Mahi-mahi, or should I say, walleye'll be. . .I don't mean to be nit-pickeralin' here, and I certainly don't mean to carp, but don't y'all think these here puns is startin' to smelt jest a little bit?
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    I'm listening, but not herring anymore fish puns, so are you all fin-ished yet?



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    Professor of applied misanthropy Drachen Jager's Avatar
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    Isn't that a little out of tuna with prevailing attitudes around here?


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    Don't you know this place shark-an get a mean attitude? Do I need to go get on my cod piece?



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    I've hoisted the Jolly Roger, are you ready to set sail? Or will your puns play poor Ahab while mine star as the Whale?
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    When we get close to land again, will we see cows?



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    If we spot the Hindenburg, will Nymtoc mistake it for a sea-mammal and cry, "Oh! The huge manatee!"


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    When Drachen Jager is told things he doesn't believe, does he say, "That's a bunch abalone"?

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    Do you always trade barbs with urchins? Isn't that against your morays?

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    With fronds like these, who needs anemones?


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    Is it weird that I now have a craving for sushi?
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    practical experience, FTW rsiquet's Avatar
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    Do you eat Sushi alone, or in front of your piers?

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    Is that breaking a rule, and will you dock his pay?



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    Benefactor Member Nymtoc's Avatar
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    Are you attempting to launch an argument?

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    I'm feeling a little dinghy, mind if I skiff out of this conversation?
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    Are we going to barque up the wrong tree?
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    Shouldn't we all just abandon this thread, the schooner the better?


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    Then what would we talk aboat?



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    Professor of applied misanthropy Drachen Jager's Avatar
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    Couldn't we just frigate this one, and shore up our other threads?


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    Maybe we could just ketch some Z's?
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    Given more spare time, wouldn't most of the users here just spend it playing with their dinghies and watching prawn?


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    Wouldn't they just go for a drive if a galleon of gas cost less?
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    You're suggesting they would just bow out of this thread? Isn't that a little stern?



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    If they did bow out, wouldn't that leave us rudderless?


    It's true what they say about Unicorns, I have video proof!

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