Do You Think You Could Respond To This?

Are you implying we're a bunch of callous care-nothings?

If we are, should we ask for a care package?

If we're all so selfish, who would send it?

Couldn't it be from people who don't care, since they don't care if they're really sincere or not?

If they don't care about sincerity wouldn't they send lousy care packages?

Would somebody at the Post office not realize the package was full of lice?

Didn't the government close down all the postoffices?

Why would they close down the post offices when the CIA needs their stamp-glue technology to track the movements of every American?

Hasn't the CIA switched to implanting tracking devices in everyone's brain via the top-secret Hi-Speed Intermind ? (The technology is quite complicated, and I haven't got time to explain it to you.)

Wasn't that cut due to budgetary constraints? (damn liberals)

Are you sure it wasn't due to the 81 Communists in Congress?

The voice of today's GOP: Allen West says Democrats are commies - latimes.com

Doesn't the history of communism indicate they would want to fund the CIA for citizen tracking?

What do citizens' tracks look like? (just in case I was hunting some)

Shouldn't you be asking what they sound like?

Aren't they scarce?

Can't you just get them from iTunes?

Did you mean, Looney Tunes?

Isn't that the Canadian iTunes, where everything is a dollar?

Don't the Canadians call that iTunes-A?

Wouldn't that be the Italian pronunciation?

Wouldn't they be more like "iToonzz-uh"?

Are you making fun of Italians now?

What ziti with you always laugh and riga, Tony? Can't you get pasta ethnic references?

Did Nymtoc just turn into Chef Boy-ar-dee?

Does Nymtoc cook?