Do You Think You Could Respond To This?

Doesn't everybody use that Big Dictionary In The Sky?

Is it floating on a cloud?

Can you look up cumulonimbus for me?

Look up your what?

Do I want to know what what?

Would a cumulonimbus be a hybrid cloud of some sort?

Isn't hybridizing clouds illegal?

Shouldn't all clouds be high-brid?

Is there even such a thing as lowbrid?

Whatever it is, it doesn't sound good, does it?

Aren't you reading meanings into something that has no meaning?

Semantically speaking, doesn't something "high" sound more appealing than something "low", and if "high" equates to having a positive value that can be interpreted as good and "low" equates to having a negative value which can be interpreted as bad, wouldn't it be acceptable to say something characterized as being "low" would not sound desirable?

Huh?

Don't you understand plain...English?

Or maybe she prefers self-raising English?

Isn't homemade the best?

Why do we assume whoever did the "homemade" knew how to make anything any good anyway?

Would you be happier with "like Grandma used to make"?

Do you have any culinary skills?

Don't you know that I can boil water?

How do we know you're not faking it by blowing bubbles with a straw?

Would I stoop to such fakery?

Is that a cooking technique?

Is that technique practiced at the Fakery Bakery?

Is that where they make faux gâteaux?