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    Professor of applied misanthropy Drachen Jager's Avatar
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    Hasn't he been worried about decency ever since he got arrested for putting his long thin thing in people's mouths in public?

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    Doesn't DJ have only one long, thin thing--the one we see on his head?

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    Sorry I missed all the preceding stuff, but is Nyms an MD then? Did he get arrested for using tongue depressers on people who didn't ask for it?



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    Should I delete my comment since it came out of order with Nym's?



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    And now should I delete two comments ebcause I didn't wait my turn? Does this one make three?



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    Are you bragging because you can count to three? (not bad for a lion, though there have been horses who could do better. )

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    Are you saying this just because you can't count to three, Nymtoc?
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    Don't I only need to count to two as long as I'm using binary system?



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    If you're using binary isn't two a ten?

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    If two equals ten, then how many angels can stand on the head of a pin?
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    Professor of applied misanthropy Drachen Jager's Avatar
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    Can't you just measure the foot-size of an angel, the surface area of a pin and do the division yourself?

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    How do you know the size of an angel?
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    Nymtoc was the number 2 topic of conversation at the "Decency in Farm Animal Care Handlers" Expo. DJ was number 1.

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    Was that supposed to be a question? At any rate, is it true that Nymtoc danced the tango on the head of a pin with the aforementioned angel?
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    Have you ever wondered how many pinheads can dance on an angel's head?
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    Isn't it how many dancers can pin down an angel? And does it go to the angel's head?
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    In that case, does the angel's halo get all puffed up?
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    Aren't halos rather ethereal anyway?
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

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    Should that be 'unreal'?
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    Isn't the unreal part that they have wings growing out of their backs?
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    Aren't the wings part of their flight support and lift package?

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    How does one lift a package?
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    Aren't you supposed to bend at the knees, not the waist?
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    For what, prayer?
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    Don't angels just use wonderbras when they need lift?

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