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    THE BEARD IS BACK, BABY! captain_ryan's Avatar
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    Professor of applied misanthropy Drachen Jager's Avatar
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    You've never heard of them?


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    You have?
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    Professor of applied misanthropy Drachen Jager's Avatar
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    Are you trying to tell me I look ignorant?


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    Wouldn't it be rude of me to answer that question truthfully?

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    Professor of applied misanthropy Drachen Jager's Avatar
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    Doesn't that depend on the answer?


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    Benefactor Member Nymtoc's Avatar
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    Can't you guess the answer?

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    Professor of applied misanthropy Drachen Jager's Avatar
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    Aren't you supposed to be flooded out or something?


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    THE BEARD IS BACK, BABY! captain_ryan's Avatar
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    Isn't that a little below the belt?
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    Since DJ doesn't have a belt (see avatar), how would he know anything about hitting below one?

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    Professor of applied misanthropy Drachen Jager's Avatar
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    Aside from which, isn't Nymtoc well above the bible belt?


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    Bible Belt? Is that the drink with Maker’s Mark, Triple Sec, lemon and lime juices?
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    Are you sure it isn't the drink with Jack Daniel's, Kahlua, Amaretto, Guinness Stout and Coca-Cola?

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    Do you realize that's an American-Irish, Italian, Hawaiian from Tennessee drink?



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    Professor of applied misanthropy Drachen Jager's Avatar
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    Did you forget about about the English beer in there?


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    Why do I say these things? iLion's Avatar
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    Was I mistaken with the Irish part?



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    Are you part Irish?
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    Which part?
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    Why do I say these things? iLion's Avatar
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    Since I'm actually half English, wouldn't the question be which half?



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    Professor of applied misanthropy Drachen Jager's Avatar
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    What's the other half?


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    Is this turning into a genealogy thread?

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    Professor of applied misanthropy Drachen Jager's Avatar
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    Doesn't that only matter to those of us who come from the deep end of the gene pool?


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    What about those of us who come from the shallow end?

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    Don't pool tables have to be level?
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    Benefactor Member Nymtoc's Avatar
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    What if a player (me, for instance) is able to tilt the table ever so slightly in order to sink his ball in the proper pocket?
    Last edited by Nymtoc; 08-31-2011 at 06:58 AM.

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