Do You Think You Could Respond To This?

Are you perhaps an alien in disguise?

Are you?

Is it germane to this thread?

Why are you suddenly talking about a European country?

Yes, why the German?

Isn't that the wurst segue in this thread's history?

Would you be happier if we talked about French fries?

Don't Americans consume way more fries than the French, why call them French at all?

Would you prefer that we call them chips?

Wouldn't that make you British?

How do you know I'm not?

Do you have an I.D. on ya?

How do you know it's not a fake?

Rumpie, doesn't everyone know yours is a fake because the picture is of a bearded 50 year old guy, his occupation is listed as 'mother trucker' and under 'distinguishing features' it says he's missing his left arm?

You mean he's NOT missing his left arm?

Isn't he missing his left "something," but it's not his arm?

You think he said the famous, "I'd give my left ___ for one of those"?

Are we just supposed to guess at the word you left out?

Aren't you assuming there is a word left out?

If not then, what was the blank space for?

Could it not mean "I'd give my left 'underscore' for one of those"?

Do you have a left underscore?

Would you be mad if I told you I sold my left underscore?

Are they worth a lot of money?

Does money make the world go 'round?