The other day I was dressed up in my iLion costume, hiding around the corner and waiting for him to come out so I could scare the crap out of him. Well he came tearing around, bumped into me, spilling coffee all over me.
He paused, looked me over and said, "Hi...umm me, how are you doing?"
I replied, "Terrible, I am actually you from the future, it is vitally important that you begin replying to your own comments on Absolute Write or the entire fabric of space-time could unravel!"
He frowned and nodded thoughtfully before hurrying off about his business.