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Thread: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

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    I think that's only fair.

    But, whatta I know?
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    .. you need to get some sensitivity training, man...

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    *becomes hopelessly enmeshed in the narcissism*

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    How to stack shot glasses.

    Right?

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    More like shot tumblers. =)

    Was that obvious?
    Last edited by Charles Farley; 06-08-2011 at 07:59 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    .. you need to get some sensitivity training, man...

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    *becomes hopelessly enmeshed in the narcissism*

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    Huh?

    What?

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    Nevermind.

    So capes, huh?
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    .. you need to get some sensitivity training, man...

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    *becomes hopelessly enmeshed in the narcissism*

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    Capes are overrated.

    Isn't a towel and a clothespin sufficient?

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    Depends on the restaurant.

    More wine?
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    .. you need to get some sensitivity training, man...

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    *becomes hopelessly enmeshed in the narcissism*

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    Please.

    Have you been drinking all night?

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    Not me.

    Uhh . . define all night?
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    .. you need to get some sensitivity training, man...

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    *becomes hopelessly enmeshed in the narcissism*

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    It's morning now.

    Do you need some bacon and a coupla aspirin?

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    The spin cycle was relatively soothing, thanks.

    So, time to shine?

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    Hit me!

    Wait, what was that?

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    In the salon rolling away over there.

    Where's my favourite DVD?

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    I sold it to the gypsies.

    Line my palm with silver?

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    Isn't it already lined with your neighbor's silverware?

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    Don't be silly! That's in my loot bag.

    You looking to buy?

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    No.

    This is a sting, isn't it?

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    I dunno.

    Are you wired?

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    Wired into what?

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    Wired from all that coffee you've been lapping up?

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    Think now's a good time to mention I switched it for decaf?

    Q&A

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    Touch my caffeinated tea, Buster, and that's all she wrote!

    Right? Huh? lol

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    No.

    How can I with so many things wrong with what I've already written?

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    Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to edit we go.

    Do you like to whistle while you work?
    Morning After Dark - Complete - 114k - Gag .. Barf - editing ... again ... still!
    Bully Killers Club - Trunked .. for now
    My Bad Karma - WIP - Entertaining my dark and evil side. No wonder it's flowing so well.

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    I can eat chicken fingers and drumsticks.

    Is that what you meant?

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