I think that's only fair.
But, whatta I know?
How to stack shot glasses.
Capes are overrated.
Isn't a towel and a clothespin sufficient?
Have you been drinking all night?
It's morning now.
Do you need some bacon and a coupla aspirin?
The spin cycle was relatively soothing, thanks.
So, time to shine?
In the salon rolling away over there.
Where's my favourite DVD?
Isn't it already lined with your neighbor's silverware?
Q & A
Don't be silly! That's in my loot bag.
You looking to buy?
This is a sting, isn't it?
Are you wired?
Wired from all that coffee you've been lapping up?
Q & A
Think now's a good time to mention I switched it for decaf?
Touch my caffeinated tea, Buster, and that's all she wrote!
Right? Huh? lol
How can I with so many things wrong with what I've already written?
Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to edit we go.
Do you like to whistle while you work?
Morning After Dark - Complete - 114k - Gag .. Barf - editing ... again ... still!
Bully Killers Club - Trunked .. for now
My Bad Karma - WIP - Entertaining my dark and evil side. No wonder it's flowing so well.
I can eat chicken fingers and drumsticks.
Is that what you meant?