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    No, it said mum.

    Mum's the word?

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    The bird is the word ..

    Liza, you need bail money?
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    .. you need to get some sensitivity training, man...

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    *becomes hopelessly enmeshed in the narcissism*

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    Charlay is Dog the Bounty Hunter!

    Am I the last to know?

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    Of course I can!

    Haven't I be great at not letting on that you have Bubba down there with you at the Embassy Suites Hotel, Miramar Beach, Destin, Florida?

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    The staff are beginning to talk...

    Will you be taking the plush robe with you?

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    Maybe not.

    Still planning on the using the maid's cart as your escape vehicle?

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    They'd be tres impressed; base jumping is so now.

    When did you last pull off a really good Vegas casino heist?

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    It was a year ago in the flamingo, I just spray painted myself pink.

    Didn't you know how easy it was?
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    Nope.

    Will this form the plot of Ocean's 14?

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    No, but maybe Duck Dodgers.

    How many ducks have you dodged today?

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    I don't dodge .. I peck.

    Know any pecker heads?
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    I know Woody the Woodpecker.

    Do you?

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    No.

    Do you know Bucky the Beaver?
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    I know Beaver Cleaver.

    Do you know Talkie Tina?

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    Nope!

    Batman or Robin?
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    The Joker.

    Wait. Doesn't that describe half the guys I dated?

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    The Joker wears a little to much makeup.

    You don't like men in tights?
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    No.

    You like 'em in capes?

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    Depends on if they are naked under the cape or not?

    Don't you think that would be creepy?
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    Especially if they're hiding in the bushes.

    What would Margaret say?

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    Declare war on Argentina.

    Or perhaps you didn't mean Thatcher?

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    I've never been to Argentina.

    Is it a universal phenomenon (the naked men in capes)?

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    I dunno.

    At least there's none here, right?

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    Maybe.

    Would that be the dress code? lol

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    That depends too.

    Are the women going to wear just capes too?

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