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Thread: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

  1. #951
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    I plead the fifth of Jack Daniels.

    Think Charles Farley heard me whisper that?

    Dang. I was too slow.

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    I have a pet snake named Sparky :) Don Evan Scott's Avatar
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    I heard you!

    Where's the Jack?

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    I thought you were buying.

    How did it all go wrong? =)

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    When it came back up.

    Who's going to clean up this mess?

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    There is a maid service.

    Jack now is it?
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    .. you need to get some sensitivity training, man...

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    *becomes hopelessly enmeshed in the narcissism*

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    I thought it was you.
    Room service?



  7. #957
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    What do you think this is...

    The Hilton? =)

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    The Family Dollar store.

    Does it matter that they don't match?

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    I don't know.

    Are you going swimming at night in all that snow?

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    Towels.
    Aren't they good to slap other peoples butt with them?



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    I haven't tried that yet.

    Is it fun?

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    I have a pet snake named Sparky :) Don Evan Scott's Avatar
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    It sure is!

    Is this THAT kind of evening?

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    We'll never know now,

    Will we?

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    Not for certain.

    Unless you call 95% an absolute certainty?

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    I'll hedge my bet.

    What were you doing hiding in the hedges anyway?

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    You saying you wouldn't have chased me off with your broom if you'd seen me?

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    I dunno.

    How could I do that when you were riding it?

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    Wait...

    ...did you take off the nitrous oxide super speed tanks I'd added to it?

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    Yes, I sold 'em to Kelly.

    How else could I make a profit?

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    Wasn't she laughing too much to pay you?

    Q&A

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    She put it on your tab.

    Do I have to send in Bruno the Enforcer to collect?

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    You can keep him.

    Think he's hot?

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    He is on fire.

    Burnt out?
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    .. you need to get some sensitivity training, man...

    Quote Originally Posted by SWest View Post
    *becomes hopelessly enmeshed in the narcissism*

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    Got a Zippo.

    Smoke dead-ends?
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    .. you need to get some sensitivity training, man...

    Quote Originally Posted by SWest View Post
    *becomes hopelessly enmeshed in the narcissism*

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    Hookah? =)

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    .. you need to get some sensitivity training, man...

    Quote Originally Posted by SWest View Post
    *becomes hopelessly enmeshed in the narcissism*

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