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    I hear the Kentucky Derby will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    Decadent and Depraved?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    A book.

    Wrote it yet?


    "What's the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities...transform the world and rewrite all the rules." - Inception

    "I don't have delusions of grandeur, I have an actual recipe for grandeur." - Limitless

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    Twelve times already.

    Do you think I can remember what trunk I put it in?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    I have a pet snake named Sparky :) Don Evan Scott's Avatar
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    This one.

    But isn't there enough junk in it already?
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    DES is right.
    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    Des is right.



    "For success, like happiness, cannot be pursued; it must ensue, and it only does so as the unintended side-effect of one's personal dedication to a cause greater than oneself..." - Viktor Frankl

    "You have experienced sorrow, Siddhartha, but I see that no sadness has entered your heart." -Hermann Hesse

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    Around the middle.

    Less bacon and more Brussels sprouts?

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    I have a pet snake named Sparky :) Don Evan Scott's Avatar
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    It's smaller now...

    Do you have a flat on your Big Wheel?
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    DES is right.
    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    Des is right.



    "For success, like happiness, cannot be pursued; it must ensue, and it only does so as the unintended side-effect of one's personal dedication to a cause greater than oneself..." - Viktor Frankl

    "You have experienced sorrow, Siddhartha, but I see that no sadness has entered your heart." -Hermann Hesse

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    The spin stops here.

    Where've you heard that before?

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    I have a pet snake named Sparky :) Don Evan Scott's Avatar
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    Uh...yea.

    Wait, they are gone?
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    DES is right.
    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    Des is right.



    "For success, like happiness, cannot be pursued; it must ensue, and it only does so as the unintended side-effect of one's personal dedication to a cause greater than oneself..." - Viktor Frankl

    "You have experienced sorrow, Siddhartha, but I see that no sadness has entered your heart." -Hermann Hesse

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    Only the commode's gone, we're supposed to digest the spinning now.

    Unless you like bedspins?
    113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up!

    Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality

    Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords

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    Stored in our memory banks.

    Need to make a deposit or a withdrawal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    practical experience, FTW kenthepen's Avatar
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    I need to make a withdrawal.

    Can I have back all the time I've squandered?
    113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up!

    Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality

    Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords

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    Only if it's compounded daily.

    What kind of interest are you getting?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    I'm not sure. I think it's scattered...

    How do you get things back on track?


    "What's the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities...transform the world and rewrite all the rules." - Inception

    "I don't have delusions of grandeur, I have an actual recipe for grandeur." - Limitless

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    practical experience, FTW kenthepen's Avatar
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    feign interest until it returns.

    Say it like you mean it?
    113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up!

    Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality

    Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords

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    Whining.

    Is it all according to how you spell it?

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    Probably.

    Wasn't 'it' the winning word in the National Spelling Bee?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Wow!

    A bee can spell?

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    Yes, I've heard they practice strong magic.

    Do you have to bee-witched to cast spells so you can spell for a spell?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    We possibly could.


    Does it include a witch?


    "What's the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities...transform the world and rewrite all the rules." - Inception

    "I don't have delusions of grandeur, I have an actual recipe for grandeur." - Limitless

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    I'll check the outline.

    Know of any novels based on a Wiccan maid who likes to fish?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Marry Poppins.

    Or did she just eat the kids?
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    .. you need to get some sensitivity training, man...

    Quote Originally Posted by SWest View Post
    *becomes hopelessly enmeshed in the narcissism*

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    Yes, with a spoonful of sugar.

    Wasn't she a sweetie?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    She was my very first crush.

    If only she'd offered ME some sugar?
    113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up!

    Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality

    Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords

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    Her sugar comes with a whip.

    Or, perhaps you'd rather her wear eight inch heels?


    Two months ago I couldn't even spell freelance writer
    and now I are one.


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    Despite what women think, it's never about the shoes.

    Can you maintain a fake accent through the excitement?
    113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up!

    Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality

    Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords

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