Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

brokenfingers

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Ok folks, here goes:

We all have questions and we all need them answered. So, in this thread, a person will ask a stupid question, or even a serious one - it doesn't matter, and the next poster will answer it.

After marveling us with their wit, wisdom and lucidity, the answering person will then post their own question. Feel free to answer any questions posted above you - as long as you at least answer the question from the poster previous to you.

So here is my question to start it off with:


Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
 

L.J.

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Only if there're hot firemen involved.

Are there?
 

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I'll leave that for the TSA. :D

Been flying lately?
 

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Yes, a lifetime supply of hot wings and bleu cheese dressing.

Is that what you meant?
 

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Well at least we're talking about food at a reasonable hour.

Why is that?
 

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It's always reasonable to talk about food.

Why is rice so hard to get right?
 

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Define right.

The Eastern way or the non-sticky stupid American way?
 

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The southern way. :)

I need some gravy. Got any?
 

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Only if they're true grits.


Bacon and eggs?
 

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No.

Will a can of Dippity Do work?
 

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No.

Didn't Dippity Do run off with Dapper Dan?
 

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Oh yeah, we're looking good now.

The original thread can be found here, if anyone is interested in its history.

Have fun. Or should I say, "Have fun?" :)
 

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He stuck a feather in his hat.

Whatever happened to Baby Jane?
 

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Sadly, it didn't.

Think I've witnessed one too many of these?