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    Billy Joel.

    Oh, wait. He's the Piano Man, isn't he?

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    Sez you, Buckaroo.

    Don't you prefer Rickie Lee Jones?
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    That's why my favorite yogurt is always sold out.

    Should I try something less active?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    Only when my brain ceases to be active.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    Yes, I exercise my right to ban swachski on the stupid question/answer thread.

    Got a problem with that?

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    So I am awake.

    Ever have one of those days?
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    .. you need to get some sensitivity training, man...

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    *becomes hopelessly enmeshed in the narcissism*

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    Sounds like my nights.

    Living out your nightmares or dreams?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    I can't tell.

    Are there warning signs?
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    .. you need to get some sensitivity training, man...

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    *becomes hopelessly enmeshed in the narcissism*

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    Screaming usually signals something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    I stepped in a bear trap?

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    .. you need to get some sensitivity training, man...

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    *becomes hopelessly enmeshed in the narcissism*

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    Oh, that just sounds like an ordinary dream.

    Good thing it wasn't a nightmare, huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    If it was a nightmare I would have been naked . .

    Right?
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    .. you need to get some sensitivity training, man...

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    *becomes hopelessly enmeshed in the narcissism*

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    Right.

    So was that you in the back of the police car singing the Bohemian Rhapsody?

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    Yes.

    What did I do this time?

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    Indecent exposure and singing off key.

    Which one do you think is the lesser offense?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    The real question is...


    Which offends me more?

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    Hello. Just wandering around.


    It always comes down to trust.
    But trust doesn't live forever.

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    Hi.

    Do you have a question you'd like to ask us?

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    Nope.

    Should I just go home then?

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    I thought you were home.

    Did you mean back to San Quentin?

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    I was drunk the day my mama got out of prison.

    Didn't you know that?

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    Yes.

    But were you also drunk when she went back?

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    I think so.

    Think she's feeling guilty about having her mom take the rap?

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    How'd you know my 78 year old mom was into rap music?

    Question and Answer

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    Bad taste in music knows no bounds.

    Not even grammys are immune?

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