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    Well, of course there's chocolate!

    But who eats chocolate on their potatoes?
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    Chocolate, like peanut butter, goes with anything.

    Can the same be said of jalapenos?
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    You can say whatever you want.

    But who'll listen?

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    The CIA.

    What'cha gonna do when they come for you?

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    Call Homeland Security.

    But why would they come for you?
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    The most suggestive.

    Would you expect anything else?
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    I think that would fall under the jurisdiction of Homeland Security's Bureau of statistical and physical anomalies.

    Or are you speaking euphemistically?
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    My bets would be on a the more plausible answer.

    Ready for a maternal boat ride?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    I might be.

    Is that like playing 'motorboat?'
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    Depends on how slow or fast you go.

    Running out of gas?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    I can motorboat all night.

    Is that what you were worried about?
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    Hope your night vision is clear.

    Somebodies got to steer the ship into port, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    Aye, Captain.

    Is there a storm?
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    Calm seas.

    Pink at night, sailors delight?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    Oh aye, Captain.

    Shall I heave to?
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    Hell, heave three or four.

    The less the merrier?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    Yes, if you take your time.

    Can the foreplay be six or eight?
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    I lost count.

    Who's keeping track of the time, for that matter?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    Not keeping time is the point of the matter.

    Isn't the gold truly in the journey?
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    I always thought that came at the end of the rainbow.

    Should I stop looking there?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    Talking

    Just focus on the journey.

    Don't you believe the end of the rainbow will come?
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    Kermit sure did.

    Is taking advice from a frog wise?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    Only if you feel a connection.

    Think it's easy being green?
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    Naw, she didn't kiss him.

    Croak, breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepp??
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    It must have been a poisonous frog.

    CPR?

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