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    No, he got hit over the head with the candlestick I think.

    Am I the only one clueless here?

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    Nah, you just have to pretend to understand what the inmates are talking about.

    Are you taking any prescription medication?

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    Not anymore.

    Do I need to change my locks again?

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    You left your keys at my house

    House party anyone?

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    Maybe...

    But do you think you should change your socks first?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    No, not at all, they work fine...

    *clicky click*

    See?

    Yeah, you're like speed lightning too.

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    Haha. Not sure.

    Can I go again?

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    No.

    How about you head on over to the ban thread?

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    Every day that I am not dead is a good day.

    Nothing like a positive attitude, right?

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    I think it's even.

    We should probably dislike each other, shouldn't we?

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    No.

    There's some common groung there, huh?

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    I had no idea you were so agreeable.

    What are you taking?

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    I think she sees Hello Kitty in pieces of toast.

    How crazy is that?

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    Maybe.

    More brussels sprouts?

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    One is too many.

    A pound of bacon?

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    A fresh pound of bacon...

    Does anything else compare enough to exchange?
    >>Writing Tumblr (NSFW)<<

    "What's the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities...transform the world and rewrite all the rules." - Inception

    "I don't have delusions of grandeur, I have an actual recipe for grandeur." - Limitless

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    Grits.

    Got any?

    Don't rush me, I'm working on it!



    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.


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    I had some.

    Cheese or plain?

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    The sarcasm is deafening.

    What happened to my steak and eggs?

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    I'm actually OK with that.

    Surprised?

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    Nah.

    But you know it doesn't help when you drink a six-pack, right?

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    I know.

    A case is better, right?

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    I can do that, but...

    How am I going to get any excercize if you keep taking beers out of the case?

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    Go to the Jim....I mean, gym.

    Beam me up, Scotty?

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    OK, sure.

    Ready to go back home to the mothership already?

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