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Thread: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

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    No, I think I'm just about finished.

    Why, do you think something's missing?

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    There's never the right amount of screws.

    You didn't read the directions, did you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. — Isabel Allende

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    Doesn't that take the spontaneity out of it?

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    Would you please pass the Grey Poupon?

    "Why of course," said the Poppin' Fresh Doughboy
    Don't rush me, I'm working on it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.





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    I hope you popped him for gettin' fresh.

    Did'ya?

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    Nah, I just baked him @ 350 and ate him with a lil apple butter.

    Got country ham?
    Don't rush me, I'm working on it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.





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    Both.

    Slapped on white bread with tons of mayonnaise?

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    Huh?

    Was that your question and answer?

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    Your slip is showing.

    What are you fluffing again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. — Isabel Allende

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    The voters in the poetry contest.

    Doesn't that speak volumes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. — Isabel Allende

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    It depends on who you pay.
    (Loudly-to answer swachski)

    And how much?

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    Yeah...

    But is it supposed to be so rubbery?

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    For face time with Warren?


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    I'd redeem those.

    Isn't he a check magnate?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. — Isabel Allende

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    Apparently so.

    You got cash to burn?

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    In a ring of fire.

    Are the flames getting higher?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. — Isabel Allende

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    It burns, burns burns!

    Got the Folsom Prison Blues?
    Don't rush me, I'm working on it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.





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    No, but Liza does.

    How long will Bubba be away?

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    Even Bubba doesn't have all the answers.

    Need to speak to a higher power?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. — Isabel Allende

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    You could climb the power pole and ask who's in charge.

    How many squirrels have found the answer?

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    Every single one of them.

    Now, how do we get Bubba to stop blasting away at them for long enough to hear what they have to day?

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    Quit telling him they taste like chicken.

    Don't you know he's tired of those bologna sandwiches up there at Folsom?

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    Don't they have a starbucks in there now?

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    You know that from your recent experience?

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    You know that was a one time gig, don't you?

    Q&A triple combo bonanza!

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