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    No, I think I'm just about finished.

    Why, do you think something's missing?

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    There's never the right amount of screws.

    You didn't read the directions, did you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    Doesn't that take the spontaneity out of it?

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    Would you please pass the Grey Poupon?

    "Why of course," said the Poppin' Fresh Doughboy

    Don't rush me, I'm working on it!

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    I hope you popped him for gettin' fresh.

    Did'ya?

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    Nah, I just baked him @ 350 and ate him with a lil apple butter.

    Got country ham?

    Don't rush me, I'm working on it!

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    Both.

    Slapped on white bread with tons of mayonnaise?

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    Huh?

    Was that your question and answer?

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    Your slip is showing.

    What are you fluffing again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    The voters in the poetry contest.

    Doesn't that speak volumes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    It depends on who you pay.
    (Loudly-to answer swachski)

    And how much?

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    Yeah...

    But is it supposed to be so rubbery?

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    For face time with Warren?


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    I'd redeem those.

    Isn't he a check magnate?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    Apparently so.

    You got cash to burn?

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    In a ring of fire.

    Are the flames getting higher?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    It burns, burns burns!

    Got the Folsom Prison Blues?

    Don't rush me, I'm working on it!

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    No, but Liza does.

    How long will Bubba be away?

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    Even Bubba doesn't have all the answers.

    Need to speak to a higher power?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    You could climb the power pole and ask who's in charge.

    How many squirrels have found the answer?

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    Every single one of them.

    Now, how do we get Bubba to stop blasting away at them for long enough to hear what they have to day?

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    Quit telling him they taste like chicken.

    Don't you know he's tired of those bologna sandwiches up there at Folsom?

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    Don't they have a starbucks in there now?

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    You know that from your recent experience?

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    You know that was a one time gig, don't you?

    Q&A triple combo bonanza!

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