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    Chicken tastes like frog legs, while collard greens taste like poo.

    Who wants to eat something so fancy it needs a collar?
    Grill me a cheese.

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    Those are ruffles.

    How's the feathery one?
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    those red sofas you mean

    How do you spell your real name?
    ''as I gaze onto the stars, a light blushes pass through the skies, and comes to rest somewhere up far''----katian
    'read the writer, hear them sing!'
    'rien de perdu none de retrouve ainsi is la vie'
    'an adjective can sustain an enormous deal over a word, call in the neutral for a dash of normal'

    'the world must upgrade in mentality'

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    Like Cell Block H, Wing 3, you mean?

    Q&A

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    Why yes, that's me.

    How did you know?

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    She must be a strange looking bird with three wings and all.

    And who names blocks of cells anyway? Is she a microbiologist?

    eta:picpicpicpic cut in line but I ain't changing my Q&A
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    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Yes! A mad one!

    Think she has an insane plan to make Honey I Shrunk the Kids a reality?

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    I don't think. Court orders.

    Reasonable?

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    No. Treasonable.

    Off with her head?

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    Sure...

    Wait, who's head?

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    Which movie to take a fish head to see.

    Do they still let them in for free?
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    .. you need to get some sensitivity training, man...

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    *becomes hopelessly enmeshed in the narcissism*

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    No, you're thinking of horses' heads.

    Are you still wearing those concrete boots?

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    concrete boots are the new chuck taylors.

    Do they help your vertical leap?
    Grill me a cheese.

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    No, thank you. I'm dieting.

    Look at me from the side - do I look thinner to you?
    Grill me a cheese.

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    As thin as a hair.

    See what I did there?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    where?

    what's in there?
    There's still plenty of time to f*%# it all up! - quickWit

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    I think it's hiding.

    Does it peek out?


    "What's the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities...transform the world and rewrite all the rules." - Inception

    "I don't have delusions of grandeur, I have an actual recipe for grandeur." - Limitless

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    Usually in the mornings, yeah.

    Is that normal?
    Grill me a cheese.

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    Getting there... Jehhillenberg's Avatar
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    Yes.

    Are things winding down about now?


    "What's the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities...transform the world and rewrite all the rules." - Inception

    "I don't have delusions of grandeur, I have an actual recipe for grandeur." - Limitless

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    practical experience, FTW
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    I'm winding down.

    But then again, was I ever wound up?

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    Oh...yeah....

    How could I forget?

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    Selective memory.

    How's that working for you?
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    .. you need to get some sensitivity training, man...

    Quote Originally Posted by SWest View Post
    *becomes hopelessly enmeshed in the narcissism*

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    It was working fine 'til my 'friends' came along.

    How's that Jack Daniels working for you?

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    Same as always...

    How would he know?
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    DES is right.

    "You have experienced sorrow, Siddhartha, but I see that no sadness has entered your heart." -Hesse

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    Not I.

    Useful?

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