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    She might get a real kick out of that.

    Butt of many jokes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
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    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Hah, I'd never even thought of that!

    Don't you think it's a kick ass name??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Takes a while for my mind to process.


    Don't you like your many names?


    "What's the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities...transform the world and rewrite all the rules." - Inception

    "I don't have delusions of grandeur, I have an actual recipe for grandeur." - Limitless

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    There are some who call me...Tim?

    What...is your quest?
    Grill me a cheese.

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    I search for knowledge where there is none.

    Does that make me the stupid one?
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    .. you need to get some sensitivity training, man...

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    *becomes hopelessly enmeshed in the narcissism*

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    Yeah, pretty much.

    Does this look cancerous to you?

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    I have a pet snake named Sparky :) Don Evan Scott's Avatar
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    Yes.

    That's not what you wanted to hear is it?
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    DES is right.

    "You have experienced sorrow, Siddhartha, but I see that no sadness has entered your heart." -Hesse

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    That was pretty morbid.

    I thought this was an Office Party?

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    So it is!

    Are we having fun yet?
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    DES is right.

    "You have experienced sorrow, Siddhartha, but I see that no sadness has entered your heart." -Hesse

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    Um.

    Cocktail?

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    I have a pet snake named Sparky :) Don Evan Scott's Avatar
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    Sure.

    That always works, right?
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    DES is right.

    "You have experienced sorrow, Siddhartha, but I see that no sadness has entered your heart." -Hesse

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    I would hope so.

    Does this taste a tad on the weak side to you?

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    Very weak.

    Double shot?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    I have a pet snake named Sparky :) Don Evan Scott's Avatar
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    No.

    Triple?
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    DES is right.

    "You have experienced sorrow, Siddhartha, but I see that no sadness has entered your heart." -Hesse

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    Yeah.

    Think that'll help?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Bright and Early for the Daily Race Chrissy's Avatar
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    Absolutely.

    That's half of two times four, right?

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    Uh, OK.

    A quarduple for you then?
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    DES is right.

    "You have experienced sorrow, Siddhartha, but I see that no sadness has entered your heart." -Hesse

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    I'll stick with coffee, thanks.

    What's the difference between straight orange juice and gay orange juice?
    Grill me a cheese.

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    Not sure if you have a punchline or are asking for one.

    One has more pulp?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Orange juice for the win.


    Doesn't pulp get in the way?


    "What's the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities...transform the world and rewrite all the rules." - Inception

    "I don't have delusions of grandeur, I have an actual recipe for grandeur." - Limitless

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    I have a pet snake named Sparky :) Don Evan Scott's Avatar
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    Not it all.

    Can't you just filter it out and spin it into thread?
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    DES is right.

    "You have experienced sorrow, Siddhartha, but I see that no sadness has entered your heart." -Hesse

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    Ooh, creative.

    Are those juices flowing?


    "What's the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities...transform the world and rewrite all the rules." - Inception

    "I don't have delusions of grandeur, I have an actual recipe for grandeur." - Limitless

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    Yea, and my clothes are starting to smell like cheap beer.

    Should have thought this through?
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    DES is right.

    "You have experienced sorrow, Siddhartha, but I see that no sadness has entered your heart." -Hesse

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    Getting there... Jehhillenberg's Avatar
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    That sounds like the wise thing to do.

    A little too late?


    "What's the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities...transform the world and rewrite all the rules." - Inception

    "I don't have delusions of grandeur, I have an actual recipe for grandeur." - Limitless

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    I have a pet snake named Sparky :) Don Evan Scott's Avatar
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    Probably.

    These ants not what people think of when they hear "edible clothing"?
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    DES is right.

    "You have experienced sorrow, Siddhartha, but I see that no sadness has entered your heart." -Hesse

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