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    She might get a real kick out of that.

    Butt of many jokes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    Hah, I'd never even thought of that!

    Don't you think it's a kick ass name??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    Takes a while for my mind to process.


    Don't you like your many names?
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    "I don't have delusions of grandeur, I have an actual recipe for grandeur." - Limitless

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    There are some who call me...Tim?

    What...is your quest?
    Grill me a cheese.

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    I search for knowledge where there is none.

    Does that make me the stupid one?
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    .. you need to get some sensitivity training, man...

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    *becomes hopelessly enmeshed in the narcissism*

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    Yeah, pretty much.

    Does this look cancerous to you?

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    Yes.

    That's not what you wanted to hear is it?

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    That was pretty morbid.

    I thought this was an Office Party?

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    So it is!

    Are we having fun yet?

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    Um.

    Cocktail?

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    Sure.

    That always works, right?

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    I would hope so.

    Does this taste a tad on the weak side to you?

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    Very weak.

    Double shot?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    No.

    Triple?

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    Yeah.

    Think that'll help?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    Absolutely.

    That's half of two times four, right?

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    Uh, OK.

    A quarduple for you then?

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    I'll stick with coffee, thanks.

    What's the difference between straight orange juice and gay orange juice?
    Grill me a cheese.

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    Not sure if you have a punchline or are asking for one.

    One has more pulp?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    Orange juice for the win.


    Doesn't pulp get in the way?
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    "What's the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities...transform the world and rewrite all the rules." - Inception

    "I don't have delusions of grandeur, I have an actual recipe for grandeur." - Limitless

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    Not it all.

    Can't you just filter it out and spin it into thread?

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    Ooh, creative.

    Are those juices flowing?
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    "What's the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities...transform the world and rewrite all the rules." - Inception

    "I don't have delusions of grandeur, I have an actual recipe for grandeur." - Limitless

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    Yea, and my clothes are starting to smell like cheap beer.

    Should have thought this through?

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    That sounds like the wise thing to do.

    A little too late?
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    "What's the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities...transform the world and rewrite all the rules." - Inception

    "I don't have delusions of grandeur, I have an actual recipe for grandeur." - Limitless

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    Probably.

    These ants not what people think of when they hear "edible clothing"?

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