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    Some sort of gardener?

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    .. you need to get some sensitivity training, man...

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    *becomes hopelessly enmeshed in the narcissism*

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    The one who grows a little garden in the backyard by the fence and consumes what he's growing now a days in self defence?

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    Why yes it is!

    Is that you?

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    Just me.

    For better or worse?
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    .. you need to get some sensitivity training, man...

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    *becomes hopelessly enmeshed in the narcissism*

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    I guess.

    You believe in that 2 year contract?

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    It can always be altered . .

    What, exactly, is traditional death?
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    .. you need to get some sensitivity training, man...

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    *becomes hopelessly enmeshed in the narcissism*

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    A stand in the street at the turn of a joke.

    You miss those days?

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    Dont remember them

    Should I?
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    .. you need to get some sensitivity training, man...

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    *becomes hopelessly enmeshed in the narcissism*

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    I have a pet snake named Sparky :) Don Evan Scott's Avatar
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    Nah, I don't either.

    Am I too young?

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    It depends.

    Ever been to Dodge City?

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    Used to drive a Challenger.

    The same thing you think?
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    .. you need to get some sensitivity training, man...

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    *becomes hopelessly enmeshed in the narcissism*

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    Must be.

    So Dodge City is a car dealership?

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    I thought it was just a city you were supposed to dodge.

    Was I wrong?

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    I don't think you'd need to dodge a city.

    How fast can they possibly come at you?

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    You really cant go wrong with a Dodge.

    Or a scam?
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    .. you need to get some sensitivity training, man...

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    *becomes hopelessly enmeshed in the narcissism*

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    Yeah, but I'm still trying to figure out how to increase my manhood.

    But why would I want to?

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    'Cos the spam likes to pretend it's not pork.

    Where's the tin foil hat store?
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    Soft toys. That is all.
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    Blog: Dreams of a Broken Phoenix
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    Dare you to click:

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    The one round here is sold out.

    Am I?
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    .. you need to get some sensitivity training, man...

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    *becomes hopelessly enmeshed in the narcissism*

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    Depends on how much you like it

    If zombies eat people why would the first infected stop eating so that person wouldn't die but rise as a zombie as well
    What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies with in us.

    -Emerson

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    That's just being prejudiced against zombies.

    Wait, are we on the menu?
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    a nice brain tar tar with a side of cornial hemeraging

    What's for dessert?
    What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies with in us.

    -Emerson

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    lady fingers.

    who's picking up the tab?
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    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    I thought it was a leg quarter.

    And some fried green tomatoes?

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    Breaded properly . . all things taste like brains.

    Did I really just say that?
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    .. you need to get some sensitivity training, man...

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    *becomes hopelessly enmeshed in the narcissism*

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    Why, yes, you did.

    Where has your brain been lately?

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