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  1. #4301
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    You always wanted to.

    Didn't you?

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    I did.

    Should I stop throwing them now?

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    I dunno.

    Has Kelly stopped paying you?

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    Wait.

    When was she supposed to start?

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    Oops.

    Scammed again?

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    Dang!

    Where is she?!

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    Counting all the money she saved.

    Think she'll buy us a drink?

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    Maybe.

    Couldn't I use one about now?

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    Sure.

    Will it be a crushed ice margarita with salt on the rim?

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    No salt.

    Who ever thought that was a good idea?

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    Salt's da bomb.

    What'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?

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    I dunno.


    But salt on a drink?

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    I suppose it would make you thirsty.

    But didn't we come in that way?

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    Vodka.

    Or tequila?

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    How about both.

    On the rocks, hold the ice?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.



    Into every life crap will fall. ó Anne Lamott


    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didnít do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ó Mark Twain

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    Huh?

    You want gravel in your drink?

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    I didn't understand you.

    Did you know you were slurring?

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    That drink must have been quite something.

    What did you put in it?
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    Soft toys. That is all.
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    Dare you to click:

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    Diesel. More miles to the gallon.

    Did you just shake your chimichangas at me?

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    It started running around again.

    Cryogenic techniques have really come a long way, haven't they?

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    Donkeys with a little extra...

    By the way, where did the chicken go?
    Last edited by Snitchcat; 09-23-2011 at 02:37 PM.
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    Soft toys. That is all.
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    Dare you to click:

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    To Kelly: Weapons

    To Snitchcat: The other side of the road.

    Who wants to go next?

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    I think it's your turn again.

    What's on the other side of the road?
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    The chicken.

    Are we stuck in an endless feedback loop?

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    Gah! Philosophy!

    This early in the morning?

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