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    You always wanted to.

    Didn't you?

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    I did.

    Should I stop throwing them now?
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    DES is right.

    "You have experienced sorrow, Siddhartha, but I see that no sadness has entered your heart." -Hesse

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    I dunno.

    Has Kelly stopped paying you?

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    Wait.

    When was she supposed to start?
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    DES is right.

    "You have experienced sorrow, Siddhartha, but I see that no sadness has entered your heart." -Hesse

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    Oops.

    Scammed again?

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    Dang!

    Where is she?!
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    DES is right.

    "You have experienced sorrow, Siddhartha, but I see that no sadness has entered your heart." -Hesse

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    Counting all the money she saved.

    Think she'll buy us a drink?

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    Maybe.

    Couldn't I use one about now?
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    DES is right.

    "You have experienced sorrow, Siddhartha, but I see that no sadness has entered your heart." -Hesse

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    Sure.

    Will it be a crushed ice margarita with salt on the rim?

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    No salt.

    Who ever thought that was a good idea?
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    DES is right.

    "You have experienced sorrow, Siddhartha, but I see that no sadness has entered your heart." -Hesse

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    Salt's da bomb.

    What'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?

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    I dunno.


    But salt on a drink?
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    DES is right.

    "You have experienced sorrow, Siddhartha, but I see that no sadness has entered your heart." -Hesse

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    I suppose it would make you thirsty.

    But didn't we come in that way?
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    DES is right.

    "You have experienced sorrow, Siddhartha, but I see that no sadness has entered your heart." -Hesse

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    Vodka.

    Or tequila?
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    DES is right.

    "You have experienced sorrow, Siddhartha, but I see that no sadness has entered your heart." -Hesse

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    How about both.

    On the rocks, hold the ice?
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    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
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    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Huh?

    You want gravel in your drink?

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    I didn't understand you.

    Did you know you were slurring?

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    That drink must have been quite something.

    What did you put in it?
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    Diesel. More miles to the gallon.

    Did you just shake your chimichangas at me?

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    It started running around again.

    Cryogenic techniques have really come a long way, haven't they?

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    Donkeys with a little extra...

    By the way, where did the chicken go?
    Last edited by Snitchcat; 09-23-2011 at 02:37 PM.
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    Soft toys. That is all.
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    Blog: Dreams of a Broken Phoenix
    Patreon: Tiny Carriers of Light
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    Dare you to click:

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    To Kelly: Weapons

    To Snitchcat: The other side of the road.

    Who wants to go next?

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    I think it's your turn again.

    What's on the other side of the road?
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    Soft toys. That is all.
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    Blog: Dreams of a Broken Phoenix
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    Dare you to click:

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    The chicken.

    Are we stuck in an endless feedback loop?

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    Gah! Philosophy!

    This early in the morning?

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