Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

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Maybe she speaks jive.

Did she win a grammy for that rap?
 

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Or did she just take the rap for Don?

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Don probably should be wrapped.

Are straight jackets one size fits all?
 

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Only this carbonite that goes both ways.

Or is that bicarbonate?
 

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cokenspirators would know the answer.

Cool how I got your name in there, huh?
 

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A stamen and pistil.

So, what exactly is their function?
 

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A pistil is to shoot people, and a stamen is a kind of quarterstaff.

Can you pet the petals?
 

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I always thought it was a buck and a quarter staff.

And shouldn't you make sure they aren't wildflowers before you pet them?
 

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So fast, they have a bad reputation.

Think you can tame them?
 

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I'm more likely to give 'em wide berth.

How long's it been since I done taken on a challenge just for the sake of challenge?
 

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Since the time you were sowing wild oats

More like oatmeal nowadays?
 

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Most would simply call that a garden.

Are they blossoming before your eyes?
 

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They bow down to my presence(at least when I kneel on them).

Didn't I tell you I always weed them by hand?
 

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At least you don't engage insects and violets.

What would mother nature think?
 

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They need to have more fun and be less mental.

Who let the dogma out?
 

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It certainly makes life hard, that's for sure.

But if you're a firm believer in something, who are we to judge?
 

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I agree completely.

Do you have to walk a mile in my shoes, or can you just live and let live?
 

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Sounds complicated.

Why don't I just mix metaphors and live a mile in your shoes?