Cotton lining.
Velvet exterior.
Belt.
Then comes all the wimmins. (Or so I've heard...)
Back in the 1980s one of my high school friends, a big Aerosmith fan, wanted to look like Steven Tyler. So he went to the mall and picked out an expensive long robe that looked like a kimono. For the next couple weeks he wore the robe everywhere he went, until someone told him, "Hey, dude, what's with the robe? You look like an old housewife wearing a kimono."
I think I found the perfect robe for you.
No need to thank me.
I saw it, and I thought, now that's the robe for Billy.