Woman goes into gynecologist's office and sits down, unaware there's a hidden camera underneath the carpet shooting upskirt videos. "Doc," she cries emotionally, tears dripping down her Botox-smoothened face. "I couldn't sleep well last night."
The gynecologist jots down "Viagra Benadryl 256mg" on his prescription pad and says, "What did you eat before going to bed?"
"I didn't go to bed."
"Then what happened?"
"I got drunk. When I woke up, I was in my student's room, naked."
The gynecologist leans over. "You were sleeping with your student?"
"Are you kidding me? No. He was watching. His dad was in the bed, and he'd turned into a werebear."
"Did you mean werewolf?"
"No. Werebear. A bear. You're going to love those muscles. And there's more. His wife was also there, and she's become a vampire. You know, fangs."
"Wow. Don't tell me there was also a zombie."
"Are you stoned? No. But there was a succubus. She was gay. But oh boy, she was good. You're not going to believe it."
The gynecologist gets up, with an obvious boner, and heads to the closet.
"Where are you going?" the woman says.
"As you know, Mary Sue, I'm also an anspiring writer. I'm going there for my story research. Let's go, NOW!!!"