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    It's Happy Hour in the Pub.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jvc View Post
    Where izz the sekrit stash gone? Me needz bailey
    For you, we bring out the big bottle:



    Also, you been officially tuckerized in print now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jvc View Post
    Where izz the sekrit stash gone? Me needz bailey
    JED!!! So good to see you!

    Forget about the sekrit stash...

    *pulls Baileys out from the sekrit, sekrit stash*

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaraP View Post
    *barges through the thread at full speed at the sound of the Dragon's voice and tacklehugs him to the ground*


    JED!




    I've... um... missed you.
    Sara!!! Missed um you too

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    It's Happy Hour in the Pub.
    I love happy hour, it's so much better than marvelous minute.

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    For you, we bring out the big bottle:



    Also, you been officially tuckerized in print now.
    That's one big bottle, it should last about twenty minutes
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    JED!!! So good to see you!

    Forget about the sekrit stash...

    *pulls Baileys out from the sekrit, sekrit stash*

    wow, forgot about the sekrit, sekrit stash
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    Err, wasn't that in March?
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    Hi Elijoal, I just wandered into the pub. Is it okay if I just drink my Boh Malaysian tea from the Cameron Highlands? I love your photo, the snow, the spratfall... what a great combination. It reminds of snowshoeing down a steep slope in the Sierras with a hiking class on virgin snow. People were falling all over the place as they tried to snowshoe down. That's a good memory. Thank you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jvc View Post
    So, did you miss not having a pub for twelve hours?

    (In fact you can have any drink as long as it isn't orange juice, I really don't like orange juice. Orange juice is nasty, horrible, yucky and a lot of other words I won't use here.)
    I happen to love orange juice, and have loved it since I was a kid. I can't drink it but so often, but it's delicious.

    But for the sake of your taste buds, I'll have a Capt'n'Coke... oh, and your next glass or bottle is on me.

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    Hey guys. I'm new.

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    Greetings

    Why not make an intro post in the Newbie section. We have a great crew waiting to welcome all new members
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    Welcome to the Cooler - you can start a thread to introduce yourself properly.
    The blog, which may not be updated regularly enough. -- I'm linking to other AW blogs here. -- There's some nonsense here when I can be bothered.
    Don't hold your breath...

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    Welcome newbies, always good to see new faces in the pub.

    *drinks until BW's avie becomes blurred*

    That's better. Though the seeing double part was a bit scary.
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    If you keep drinking my avvie will start talking.
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    Yikes!
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    Well that does call for a drink
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    I agree with the dragon, because dragons know best.
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    I agree with the above dragon about dragons knowing best, as dragons know best
    Jed.

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    So philosophical! That's deep, Jed.

    I'll drink to that...

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    Of course, SparklePonies know better.

    *shares Baileys and chocolate chips with Jed*
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    Quote Originally Posted by night-flyer View Post
    So philosophical! That's deep, Jed.

    I'll drink to that...

    I get very philosophical after a few drinks
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    Of course, SparklePonies know better...
    ...to think they know better than dragons

    (can't believe you missed out a bit of that sentence )
    *shares Baileys and chocolate chips with Jed*
    now that's why sparkleponies knows betters, hic
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    Quote Originally Posted by jvc View Post
    ...to think they know better than dragons

    (can't believe you missed out a bit of that sentence )
    I didn't. What makes you say that?

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    I get very philosophical after a few drinks
    Aaah, I see. That would explain it.
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    Having one of those stretches where I'm reminded just how perfectly suited my life is to me being a heavy drinker, if only I just plain didn't like alcohol.

    But please serve me up a virtual one, and keep 'em coming 'til I fall right off the pixel stool.
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    Cool

    Well I am new and young maybe one of you older pub goers can suggest a good drink and slid it too me on the low low

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    Bailey's it is. *slides across bar*
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    Welcome to the pub, Patrick.

    I'm editing. Well actually, at the moment, I'm getting into the sekrit, sekrit stash. But whatever, I need some Baileys.
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